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That's one reference which I really REALLY don't get.

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That's one reference which I really REALLY don't get.

Me neither, but it's cute, in a twisted way.

 

Oh, OK. :)

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

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tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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That's one reference which I really REALLY don't get.

Me neither, but it's cute, in a twisted way.

Still better than those anime girl futons, really creepy.

I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"*

 

*If you can't tell, it's you. ;)

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Still better than those anime girl futons, really creepy.
Which is creepier, the futons, or the loli dutch wives?

the dutch wives are a few steps above the blow up dolls, I suppose that what's creepy about them is how attached their owners get to them. It's all creepy sad.

I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"*

 

*If you can't tell, it's you. ;)

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Any Australian household should come with a +1 Claymore of insect slaying, really.

Why a claymore? Why not a machete?

 

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Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition!

 

Kevin Butler will awesome your face off.

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"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

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tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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Page not found. I suspect the world filter censored some of the words in the link..

 

Son of a bitch! Look on www.theonion.com

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

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tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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The Met should use just one of those to stop crowds of rioters. Place in the middle of street and clear the area. I know I wouldn't go within 100 yards of the bloody thing.

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tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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I was drinking a cup of coffee with my dinner today and after taking a swig of coffee I noticed an odd clump in it. I assumed it was a piece of my dinner that fell into the cup of coffee so I swished this clump around for a bit, wondering if t were perhaps a piece of meat or vegetable that had fallen in. I couldn't really get a taste of it so I spit it back into my cup to get a look at it. I fished out a large dead fly.

 

This is how I reacted. Simply replace 'Einhorn is a man!' with 'Oh my God it is a fly!'

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"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

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tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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I love Japanese food and have tried to use Chopsticks, but ended up fumbling with them and sending them flying across the room. I figured I was going to put someone's eye out so I just stuck with the fork and spoon. ;)

 

Good idea. Nothing better for getting someone's eye out than a fork and spoon.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

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tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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