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Cars, CARS, cars, CARS!

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Just thinking outside the box, but have you considered riding everywhere on the back of a large baboon?

I think I'd kill the baboon with my weight, I'd prefer a T-Rex

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Just thinking outside the box, but have you considered riding everywhere on the back of a large baboon?

I think I'd kill the baboon with my weight, I'd prefer a T-Rex

 

Moon-Boy? Is that you?

 

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Well, the Sonata I was buying fell through so now I'm probably gonna pick up this for much cheaper.

 

also ran across this which made me both drool and fear at the same time.

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also ran across this which made me both drool and fear at the same time.

 

 

Not so much drool, as suddenly vomiting in your mouth. That is one hideous ricer.

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Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture.

 

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Kafty, did you look at the options? I'ts high performance but the options that made me go O.o was the built in Playstation jack.

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Get a motorcycle. Easy to get around and find parking in urban areas and you won't bang your head against the roof :mellow:

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Get a motorcycle. Easy to get around and find parking in urban areas and you won't bang your head against the roof :ermm:

But will freeze my tuchas off in sub zero temps.

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Get a motorcycle. Easy to get around and find parking in urban areas and you won't bang your head against the roof ;)

But will freeze my tuchas off in sub zero temps.

Somebody forgot to tell the Canadians that :ermm:

 

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also, I don't exactly want to be on an icy road with a car coming at me while I'm on a 100CC Motorcycle.

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Fair point. Not a lot of snow and ice around where I live :ermm:

“He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice.” - Albert Einstein
 

Very very very important: don't buy an Audi. It is unclear whether buying an audi turns you into an arsehole or arseholes buy audis, but they go hand in hand.

 

It's the latter, I've known more than a few from before they came into possession of cards of the abovementioned marque. They are the garden variety buttholes, though, the real royal turds buy X-series beamers. Never known anybody with a Porsche Cayenne or an H2, but I suspect severe potence-related issues rather than an inherently warped personality. :p

You're a cheery wee bugger, Nep. Have I ever said that?

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Very very very important: don't buy an Audi. It is unclear whether buying an audi turns you into an arsehole or arseholes buy audis, but they go hand in hand.

 

It's the latter, I've known more than a few from before they came into possession of cards of the abovementioned marque. They are the garden variety buttholes, though, the real royal turds buy X-series beamers. Never known anybody with a Porsche Cayenne or an H2, but I suspect severe potence-related issues rather than an inherently warped personality. :p

 

LOL Indeed.

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