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I can just imagine the sign down at the grocery store... SPECIAL SALE: "Space Berries" now only $500.000,00 per pound :thumbsup:

“He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice.” - Albert Einstein
 

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Will plants grow slower in spaceships that near the speed of light?

 

No, they will merely PRETEND to grow slower. Strawberries have a very poor sense of humour.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

Guest The Architect
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Your face is relative.

 

Strawberries have a very poor sense of humour.

 

You must eat a lot of them then. :lol:

Guest The Architect
Posted (edited)

Guns don't kill people, uh uh, I kill people, with guns.

Edited by The Architect
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Your face is relative.

 

Strawberries have a very poor sense of humour.

 

You must eat a lot of them then. :lol:

 

My inability to compose a witty comeback merely underlines the accuracy of your statement and makes me want to cry.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

Guest The Architect
Posted
Your face is relative.

 

Strawberries have a very poor sense of humour.

 

You must eat a lot of them then. :lol:

 

My inability to compose a witty comeback merely underlines the accuracy of your statement and makes me want to cry.

 

You need to harden up and eat more sausages. Real men love the sausage.

Posted

I guess now we can combine "Strawberry Fields Forever" and "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds" for science says it is okay!

I cannot - yet I must. How do you calculate that? At what point on the graph do "must" and "cannot" meet? Yet I must - but I cannot! ~ Ro-Man

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I do no like strawberries. Why couldn't we have space pineapple instead?

"Your Job is not to die for your country, but set a man on fire, and take great comfort in the general hostility and unfairness of the universe."

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