Walsingham Posted May 3, 2010 Posted May 3, 2010 As you know, my traditional and established cure for love-sick blues is to eat a pound of sausages at a single sitting. I must report that eating LESS than this appears to have the effect of making the subject furious and needing to go out and smash things. This may or may not be appropriate. You have been warned. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.
Amentep Posted May 3, 2010 Posted May 3, 2010 (edited) Heartbreak + (Sausage Edited May 3, 2010 by Amentep I cannot - yet I must. How do you calculate that? At what point on the graph do "must" and "cannot" meet? Yet I must - but I cannot! ~ Ro-Man
Walsingham Posted May 3, 2010 Author Posted May 3, 2010 I went to my local, and drank beer. I identified a key theoretical unknown underpinning one of the systems we use for work, and subsequently got chatting to some ladies, who were most friendly. I returned home to discover I've solved a business logistics issue. I am now eating crunchy nut cornflakes. WIN! "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.
Calax Posted May 3, 2010 Posted May 3, 2010 Heartbreak + (Sausage < 1lb) = HULK SMASH!!!!? If so, excuse me while I go get my heart broken so I can become a supervillian. Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition! Kevin Butler will awesome your face off.
Killian Kalthorne Posted May 3, 2010 Posted May 3, 2010 (edited) If I try to eat a pound of sausage I would probably vomit. Most people I know eat chocolate if they get love-sick. Nothing is better than German Chocolate Cake to solve that problem. Edited May 3, 2010 by Killian Kalthorne "Your Job is not to die for your country, but set a man on fire, and take great comfort in the general hostility and unfairness of the universe."
Killian Kalthorne Posted May 3, 2010 Posted May 3, 2010 Still! That is a lot of sausage. Of course this is a guy that has reduced himself from eating a pound of hamburger at a meal to 4 ounces. "Your Job is not to die for your country, but set a man on fire, and take great comfort in the general hostility and unfairness of the universe."
Hurlshort Posted May 3, 2010 Posted May 3, 2010 Still! That is a lot of sausage. Of course this is a guy that has reduced himself from eating a pound of hamburger at a meal to 4 ounces. That is defintely healthier! I'm not saying a pound of sausage is normal, its just not man versus food challenging.
Walsingham Posted May 3, 2010 Author Posted May 3, 2010 Most people I know eat chocolate if they get love-sick. Nothing is better than German Chocolate Cake to solve that problem. What the hell? You sound like a 40 year old woman, man! Chocolate? Since when did chocolate stop a broken heart? I mean, except literally. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.
Calax Posted May 4, 2010 Posted May 4, 2010 Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition! Kevin Butler will awesome your face off.
Killian Kalthorne Posted May 4, 2010 Posted May 4, 2010 Most people I know eat chocolate if they get love-sick. Nothing is better than German Chocolate Cake to solve that problem. What the hell? You sound like a 40 year old woman, man! Chocolate? Since when did chocolate stop a broken heart? I mean, except literally. DO NOT DISS THE CAKE! "Your Job is not to die for your country, but set a man on fire, and take great comfort in the general hostility and unfairness of the universe."
Walsingham Posted May 4, 2010 Author Posted May 4, 2010 I'm a diss yo cake! I'm a dissing yo cake wif two pounds of sausages! "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.
Killian Kalthorne Posted May 4, 2010 Posted May 4, 2010 Speaking of sausages I am in a mood for some bratwurst. Hmmm.... Cheesy bratwurst... "Your Job is not to die for your country, but set a man on fire, and take great comfort in the general hostility and unfairness of the universe."
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