April 19, 201015 yr We demand that you take pictures of you shaving your beard off (rest of the body isn't necessary) when Alpha Protocol gets released and then post them here damnit! Listen to my home-made recordings (some original songs, some not): http://www.youtube.c...low=grid&view=0
April 19, 201015 yr Youtube or it didn't happen. "Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"
April 19, 201015 yr As long as it isn't done to the sound of Needle in The Hay. "My hovercraft is full of eels!" - Hungarian tourist I am Dan Quayle of the Romans. I want to tattoo a map of the Netherlands on my nether lands. Heja Sverige!! Everyone should cuffawkle more. The wrench is your friend.
April 20, 201015 yr Couldn't you at least put your beard on auction? You know, like on eBay, so your dedicated fans could buy it?
April 20, 201015 yr Couldn't you at least put your beard on auction? You know, like on eBay, so your dedicated fans could buy it?As I said earlier, put strands in the CE.Will there be a CE at all? I wanna buy one dammit. Giveaway list: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1DgyQFpOJvyNASt8A12ipyV_iwpLXg_yltGG5mffvSwo/edit?usp=sharing What is glass but tortured sand?Never forget! '12.01.13.
April 22, 201015 yr Who's Matt McLean? Alpha Protocol = Best game ever created!!! EVER!!! Can't wait!!! :D AVENGERS ASSEMBLE!!!
April 22, 201015 yr Who's Matt McLean? Srsly, that's what google image came up with. Giveaway list: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1DgyQFpOJvyNASt8A12ipyV_iwpLXg_yltGG5mffvSwo/edit?usp=sharing What is glass but tortured sand?Never forget! '12.01.13.
April 22, 201015 yr Author That's what he looks like under the beard. Listen to my home-made recordings (some original songs, some not): http://www.youtube.c...low=grid&view=0
April 22, 201015 yr While he may read this, Matt is scared of forums, and will likely not post here. That being said, as one of my official duties at the company is to torment Matt as often as possible, I will make sure the shaving is photo documented. My blood! He punched out all my blood! - Meet the Sandvich
April 22, 201015 yr Giveaway list: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1DgyQFpOJvyNASt8A12ipyV_iwpLXg_yltGG5mffvSwo/edit?usp=sharing What is glass but tortured sand?Never forget! '12.01.13.
April 22, 201015 yr Author You are a true trooper Mr Bulock! Also, make sure to search the beard before discarding it... there may be long lost treasures in there! Listen to my home-made recordings (some original songs, some not): http://www.youtube.c...low=grid&view=0
April 22, 201015 yr Or a fist. Be careful. Giveaway list: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1DgyQFpOJvyNASt8A12ipyV_iwpLXg_yltGG5mffvSwo/edit?usp=sharing What is glass but tortured sand?Never forget! '12.01.13.
April 23, 201015 yr You are a true trooper Mr Bulock! Also, make sure to search the beard before discarding it... there may be long lost treasures in there! Not without a has-mat suit. My blood! He punched out all my blood! - Meet the Sandvich
April 23, 201015 yr While he may read this, Matt is scared of forums, and will likely not post here. That being said, as one of my official duties at the company is to torment Matt as often as possible, I will make sure the shaving is photo documented. That's what I call a man devoted to the cause. Choices.
April 23, 201015 yr Choices. *Drinks* “He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice.” - Albert Einstein
April 23, 201015 yr Anyway, I don't know why, but when I read the title of this thread I imagine it sang on KISS's 'Calling Dr.Love'.
May 4, 201015 yr Author The day approaches... Listen to my home-made recordings (some original songs, some not): http://www.youtube.c...low=grid&view=0
May 4, 201015 yr The day approaches... We'll miss it. The day or the beard? Giveaway list: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1DgyQFpOJvyNASt8A12ipyV_iwpLXg_yltGG5mffvSwo/edit?usp=sharing What is glass but tortured sand?Never forget! '12.01.13.
May 26, 201015 yr Author We eagerly await any beard news. Listen to my home-made recordings (some original songs, some not): http://www.youtube.c...low=grid&view=0
May 26, 201015 yr We eagerly await any beard news. Do you think he had to anticipate the beard-cutting with some stores breaking the release date?
May 26, 201015 yr Author Maybe they're gradually cutting down the beard with each piece of news that a copy got released early. Listen to my home-made recordings (some original songs, some not): http://www.youtube.c...low=grid&view=0
May 26, 201015 yr Maybe they're gradually cutting down the beard with each piece of news that a copy got released early. he could whittle it down to a more manageable beard, then a goatee and some lamb chops, etc.
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