Starwars Posted April 19, 2010 Posted April 19, 2010 We demand that you take pictures of you shaving your beard off (rest of the body isn't necessary) when Alpha Protocol gets released and then post them here damnit! Listen to my home-made recordings (some original songs, some not): http://www.youtube.c...low=grid&view=0
WILL THE ALMIGHTY Posted April 19, 2010 Posted April 19, 2010 Youtube or it didn't happen. "Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"
Pidesco Posted April 19, 2010 Posted April 19, 2010 As long as it isn't done to the sound of Needle in The Hay. "My hovercraft is full of eels!" - Hungarian tourist I am Dan Quayle of the Romans. I want to tattoo a map of the Netherlands on my nether lands. Heja Sverige!! Everyone should cuffawkle more. The wrench is your friend.
WorstUsernameEver Posted April 20, 2010 Posted April 20, 2010 Couldn't you at least put your beard on auction? You know, like on eBay, so your dedicated fans could buy it?
Oner Posted April 20, 2010 Posted April 20, 2010 Couldn't you at least put your beard on auction? You know, like on eBay, so your dedicated fans could buy it?As I said earlier, put strands in the CE.Will there be a CE at all? I wanna buy one dammit. Giveaway list: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1DgyQFpOJvyNASt8A12ipyV_iwpLXg_yltGG5mffvSwo/edit?usp=sharing What is glass but tortured sand?Never forget! '12.01.13.
Beast Posted April 22, 2010 Posted April 22, 2010 Who's Matt McLean? Alpha Protocol = Best game ever created!!! EVER!!! Can't wait!!! :D AVENGERS ASSEMBLE!!!
Oner Posted April 22, 2010 Posted April 22, 2010 Who's Matt McLean? Srsly, that's what google image came up with. Giveaway list: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1DgyQFpOJvyNASt8A12ipyV_iwpLXg_yltGG5mffvSwo/edit?usp=sharing What is glass but tortured sand?Never forget! '12.01.13.
Starwars Posted April 22, 2010 Author Posted April 22, 2010 That's what he looks like under the beard. Listen to my home-made recordings (some original songs, some not): http://www.youtube.c...low=grid&view=0
Joseph Bulock Posted April 22, 2010 Posted April 22, 2010 While he may read this, Matt is scared of forums, and will likely not post here. That being said, as one of my official duties at the company is to torment Matt as often as possible, I will make sure the shaving is photo documented. My blood! He punched out all my blood! - Meet the Sandvich
Oner Posted April 22, 2010 Posted April 22, 2010 Giveaway list: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1DgyQFpOJvyNASt8A12ipyV_iwpLXg_yltGG5mffvSwo/edit?usp=sharing What is glass but tortured sand?Never forget! '12.01.13.
Starwars Posted April 22, 2010 Author Posted April 22, 2010 You are a true trooper Mr Bulock! Also, make sure to search the beard before discarding it... there may be long lost treasures in there! Listen to my home-made recordings (some original songs, some not): http://www.youtube.c...low=grid&view=0
Oner Posted April 22, 2010 Posted April 22, 2010 Or a fist. Be careful. Giveaway list: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1DgyQFpOJvyNASt8A12ipyV_iwpLXg_yltGG5mffvSwo/edit?usp=sharing What is glass but tortured sand?Never forget! '12.01.13.
Joseph Bulock Posted April 23, 2010 Posted April 23, 2010 You are a true trooper Mr Bulock! Also, make sure to search the beard before discarding it... there may be long lost treasures in there! Not without a has-mat suit. My blood! He punched out all my blood! - Meet the Sandvich
WorstUsernameEver Posted April 23, 2010 Posted April 23, 2010 While he may read this, Matt is scared of forums, and will likely not post here. That being said, as one of my official duties at the company is to torment Matt as often as possible, I will make sure the shaving is photo documented. That's what I call a man devoted to the cause. Choices.
Gorth Posted April 23, 2010 Posted April 23, 2010 Choices. *Drinks* “He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice.” - Albert Einstein
WorstUsernameEver Posted April 23, 2010 Posted April 23, 2010 Anyway, I don't know why, but when I read the title of this thread I imagine it sang on KISS's 'Calling Dr.Love'.
Starwars Posted May 4, 2010 Author Posted May 4, 2010 The day approaches... Listen to my home-made recordings (some original songs, some not): http://www.youtube.c...low=grid&view=0
Oner Posted May 4, 2010 Posted May 4, 2010 The day approaches... We'll miss it. The day or the beard? Giveaway list: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1DgyQFpOJvyNASt8A12ipyV_iwpLXg_yltGG5mffvSwo/edit?usp=sharing What is glass but tortured sand?Never forget! '12.01.13.
WorstUsernameEver Posted May 4, 2010 Posted May 4, 2010 The day approaches... We'll miss it. The day or the beard? The beard, obviously.
Starwars Posted May 26, 2010 Author Posted May 26, 2010 We eagerly await any beard news. Listen to my home-made recordings (some original songs, some not): http://www.youtube.c...low=grid&view=0
WorstUsernameEver Posted May 26, 2010 Posted May 26, 2010 We eagerly await any beard news. Do you think he had to anticipate the beard-cutting with some stores breaking the release date?
Starwars Posted May 26, 2010 Author Posted May 26, 2010 Maybe they're gradually cutting down the beard with each piece of news that a copy got released early. Listen to my home-made recordings (some original songs, some not): http://www.youtube.c...low=grid&view=0
ProtocolX Posted May 26, 2010 Posted May 26, 2010 Maybe they're gradually cutting down the beard with each piece of news that a copy got released early. he could whittle it down to a more manageable beard, then a goatee and some lamb chops, etc.
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