Monte Carlo Posted December 19, 2009 Author Share Posted December 19, 2009 With regards to the water spells - I wish to remind you that a tunnel with water flowing through it is technically a sewer. Which is where most of your minds are OK, we now have an intrepid band of tunnel explorers. Which tunnel would you like to explore? There are the Tunnels of Chaos The Tunnels of Fury and... The Tunnels of Unnecessary Exposition. --- Your party has three small swords, a plank of wood with a nail hammered through it, a length of rope, iron rations, two suits of grubby tunnel armour, a torch and a copy of a book called Tunnels: A History. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oner Posted December 19, 2009 Share Posted December 19, 2009 I say Chaos is fun. Giveaway list: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1DgyQFpOJvyNASt8A12ipyV_iwpLXg_yltGG5mffvSwo/edit?usp=sharing What is glass but tortured sand?Never forget! '12.01.13. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aristes Posted December 19, 2009 Share Posted December 19, 2009 I want the damned book and rope. Also, I have max ranks in find edible lichen and mushrooms and other such things. Wait, am I allowed to come? Who's going? I'll focus on spells and let others whack on stuff with swords and sticks and the like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monte Carlo Posted December 19, 2009 Author Share Posted December 19, 2009 Let's take a pragmatic approach --- people posting are 'there.' The others, Dragon Age style, are sitting around in the camp eating, sleeping and wondering WTF that guy is doing with an exclamation mark hovering over his head. The Tunnels of Chaos were built by an insane mage who collected exotic, tunnel dwelling creatures. He put mind-altering substances in their food and they all went mad, eating the mage and creating a new alignment called Chaotic Crazy. You might need an extra 100 TTs (Tunnel Tokens) to go and spend in the General Store, called, imaginatively, Tunnel Mart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oner Posted December 19, 2009 Share Posted December 19, 2009 Can we sell the Plank Of Wood With A Nail Hammered Through It for 100 TTs? Giveaway list: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1DgyQFpOJvyNASt8A12ipyV_iwpLXg_yltGG5mffvSwo/edit?usp=sharing What is glass but tortured sand?Never forget! '12.01.13. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monte Carlo Posted December 19, 2009 Author Share Posted December 19, 2009 No, it's only worth 8 TTs. And a rucksack costs 650. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oner Posted December 19, 2009 Share Posted December 19, 2009 We need Hell Kitty, she'll Awesome it's worth up and the prices down. Giveaway list: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1DgyQFpOJvyNASt8A12ipyV_iwpLXg_yltGG5mffvSwo/edit?usp=sharing What is glass but tortured sand?Never forget! '12.01.13. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pidesco Posted December 19, 2009 Share Posted December 19, 2009 She? "My hovercraft is full of eels!" - Hungarian touristI am Dan Quayle of the Romans.I want to tattoo a map of the Netherlands on my nether lands.Heja Sverige!!Everyone should cuffawkle more.The wrench is your friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oner Posted December 19, 2009 Share Posted December 19, 2009 It. Giveaway list: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1DgyQFpOJvyNASt8A12ipyV_iwpLXg_yltGG5mffvSwo/edit?usp=sharing What is glass but tortured sand?Never forget! '12.01.13. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hell Kitty Posted December 19, 2009 Share Posted December 19, 2009 With kirottu in the group, gender is meaningless. Using my Awesomeness, I convince Checkout Chick of Tunnel Mart to give us a 250% discount on every second item. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Humodour Posted December 19, 2009 Share Posted December 19, 2009 A super mutant appears. He fires rocket launcher at me. Using my almighty pensi of awesome I deflect the rocket and proceed to turkey slap the mutant into oblivion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Humodour Posted December 19, 2009 Share Posted December 19, 2009 We need Hell Kitty, she'll Awesome it's worth up and the prices down. Hell Kitty is not a girl, she's just a sweet transvestite from Transexual, Transylvania. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oner Posted December 19, 2009 Share Posted December 19, 2009 What kind of weapon uses rocket launchers as ammo? And what's a pensi? Didn't you mean pansy? Giveaway list: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1DgyQFpOJvyNASt8A12ipyV_iwpLXg_yltGG5mffvSwo/edit?usp=sharing What is glass but tortured sand?Never forget! '12.01.13. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vault_overseer Posted December 19, 2009 Share Posted December 19, 2009 Keith Lfint tries to raise some money and starts doing his "dances" in front of the store, hoping for "donations to stop" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monte Carlo Posted December 19, 2009 Author Share Posted December 19, 2009 Keith Flint is so utterly awesome that he can have what the hell he likes, for free, from Tunnel Mart. Keith comes equipped with The Haircut of Entropy, The Baggy Jumper of Awesomeness and The Twisted Fire Starter +5. I award him the prestige class --- Twisted Tunnel Bard. Yes, I like Keith and the Prodigy. A lot. Cheers MC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oner Posted December 19, 2009 Share Posted December 19, 2009 I'm impressed with Keith's dancing and give him a Token. Giveaway list: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1DgyQFpOJvyNASt8A12ipyV_iwpLXg_yltGG5mffvSwo/edit?usp=sharing What is glass but tortured sand?Never forget! '12.01.13. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pidesco Posted December 19, 2009 Share Posted December 19, 2009 Keith Flint tries to get rid of living fish in his pants while dancing. No one notices. "My hovercraft is full of eels!" - Hungarian touristI am Dan Quayle of the Romans.I want to tattoo a map of the Netherlands on my nether lands.Heja Sverige!!Everyone should cuffawkle more.The wrench is your friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trenitay Posted December 19, 2009 Share Posted December 19, 2009 Tunnel hermit doesn't like Keith's dancing, so he steals his tokens and runs away into the tunnels. Hey now, my mother is huge and don't you forget it. The drunk can't even get off the couch to make herself a vodka drenched sandwich. Octopus suck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oner Posted December 19, 2009 Share Posted December 19, 2009 [sets tunnel hermit on fire and steals his loot.] Giveaway list: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1DgyQFpOJvyNASt8A12ipyV_iwpLXg_yltGG5mffvSwo/edit?usp=sharing What is glass but tortured sand?Never forget! '12.01.13. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Humodour Posted December 19, 2009 Share Posted December 19, 2009 Tunnel Hermit is a fire elemental in disguise and bathes in the flames. After his fire bath, he tracks down the scoundrel who stole his loot and, opens a portal to the plane of fire, and tosses him through it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth InSidious Posted December 19, 2009 Share Posted December 19, 2009 There are the Tunnels of Chaos The Tunnels of Fury and... The Tunnels of Unnecessary Exposition. So it was co-written by Russell T. Davies? I'd join in, but this doesn't appear to be set on Bowl-World. This particularly rapid, unintelligible patter isn't generally heard, and if it is, it doesn't matter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monte Carlo Posted December 19, 2009 Author Share Posted December 19, 2009 ^ I find your lack of faith... disturbing. Clearly, FiT is a splatbook / DLC / supplement to Bowl World. Doh. The Warrior Maidens of Laaaa! will be making an appearance shortly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vault_overseer Posted December 19, 2009 Share Posted December 19, 2009 Tunnel Hermit is a fire elemental in disguise and bathes in the flames. After his fire bath, he tracks down the scoundrel who stole his loot and, opens a portal to the plane of fire, and tosses him through it. Since Keith Flint is the One Infected, Twister Animator and a Firestarter, he has full control over fire elementals. He commands Elemental to stop fighting, return stolen token and bring scoundrel back from the plane of fire, whatever his condition may be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trenitay Posted December 19, 2009 Share Posted December 19, 2009 Tunnel hermit complies, as he doesn't really need the money and the burnt corpse will make a good meal. Hey now, my mother is huge and don't you forget it. The drunk can't even get off the couch to make herself a vodka drenched sandwich. Octopus suck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oner Posted December 19, 2009 Share Posted December 19, 2009 I'm lost. All rightie, I head for the Chaos tunnel while warding myself from evil powers by humming Rammstein songs. Giveaway list: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1DgyQFpOJvyNASt8A12ipyV_iwpLXg_yltGG5mffvSwo/edit?usp=sharing What is glass but tortured sand?Never forget! '12.01.13. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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