Blarghagh Posted September 18, 2009 Posted September 18, 2009 I put on my robe and my wizard hat. I take off my robe and my wizard hat. I put on my robe and wizard's hat. I can't make up my mind.
Walsingham Posted September 18, 2009 Posted September 18, 2009 I dig a hole. I bet it's an awesome hole, too. Let me in. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.
Trenitay Posted September 18, 2009 Posted September 18, 2009 Of course you can come in. Just don't let anyone else in. They are the enemy. Hey now, my mother is huge and don't you forget it. The drunk can't even get off the couch to make herself a vodka drenched sandwich. Octopus suck.
lord of flies Posted October 14, 2009 Author Posted October 14, 2009 I suppose I retreat south, as I was ordered. You make your way along southward with the rest of what remains of the platoon. As your hearing recovers, you can hear the sound of your comrades-in-arms being slaughtered by the guerillas. Kniri, Bodgers, and a few other of your peers are all that\'s made it to regroup, which has been mostly ignored by the Riliki guerilla fighters. \"Kniri,\" Bodgers says, \"can you make contact with East Kawkar Fort?\" Kniri nods, and sits down to meditate. After a few moments, he gets up and speaks, \"They can spare no forces. We will have to make our own way back to base.\" As you make your way back to the fort, otherwise unmolested, one of your comrades, Mibbur, hands you a small, black leather booklet. He motions for your silence, and speaks, \"Read it; if you wish to speak afterwards about its contents, feel free.\" You finally arrive at East Kawkar Fort. No one else from your platoon has made it back, leaving you inclined to believe that everyone else is dead or has deserted.
lord of flies Posted October 14, 2009 Author Posted October 14, 2009 Oh yeah, I forgot to add: What do you do?
Cycloneman Posted October 14, 2009 Posted October 14, 2009 I burn the book. That's pretty mean. Do you normally burn people's gifts? I don't post if I don't have anything to say, which I guess makes me better than the rest of your so-called "community."
Trenitay Posted October 14, 2009 Posted October 14, 2009 Did I abandon my last hole? Can I dig another one? Hey now, my mother is huge and don't you forget it. The drunk can't even get off the couch to make herself a vodka drenched sandwich. Octopus suck.
Gfted1 Posted October 14, 2009 Posted October 14, 2009 I tear several pages from the book and go visit the latrine. Pants. are. full. after that last close call. "I'm your biggest fan, Ill follow you until you love me, Papa"
Darth InSidious Posted October 14, 2009 Posted October 14, 2009 A wayward brick hits you in the head, and you are knocked unconscious. HHG text adventure? This particularly rapid, unintelligible patter isn't generally heard, and if it is, it doesn't matter.
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