June 24, 200916 yr http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/8116551.stm Points will go to anyone who can devise and mobilise a gull death machine for slaughtering the feathery bastards. I've ALWAYS hated seagulls, and now I shall have the chance to act. MUHAHAHAHAH "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.
June 24, 200916 yr Maybe the scientist-whales have engineered the bird flu and this is their revenge? Giveaway list: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1DgyQFpOJvyNASt8A12ipyV_iwpLXg_yltGG5mffvSwo/edit?usp=sharing What is glass but tortured sand?Never forget! '12.01.13.
June 24, 200916 yr Errr... "The attacks [...] were first noted 35 years ago but systematic studies have only recently begun. The proportion [...] has soared from 1% in 1974 to 78% today" How do they know the increase in proportion of the attacks if studies have begun "only recently"? I's confused. - When he is best, he is a little worse than a man, and when he is worst, he is little better than a beast.
June 24, 200916 yr I've always secretly wanted to take a shotgun to the beach or somewhere with a lot of pigeons.
June 25, 200916 yr Author I still like the idea of having tiny bofors guns and mice in tin hats plugging away at the bastards. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.
June 25, 200916 yr I'd man the flak cannons. There was a time when I questioned the ability for the schizoid to ever experience genuine happiness, at the very least for a prolonged segment of time. I am no closer to finding the answer, however, it has become apparent that contentment is certainly a realizable goal. I find these results to be adequate, if not pleasing. Unfortunately, connection is another subject entirely. When one has sufficiently examined the mind and their emotional constructs, connection can be easily imitated. More data must be gleaned and further collated before a sufficient judgment can be reached.
June 26, 200916 yr Author I'd man the flak cannons. I know you would, old man. I know you would. Return to your position by the aft harlot batteries. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.
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