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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/8116551.stm

 

Points will go to anyone who can devise and mobilise a gull death machine for slaughtering the feathery bastards. I've ALWAYS hated seagulls, and now I shall have the chance to act. MUHAHAHAHAH

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Errr...

 

"The attacks [...] were first noted 35 years ago but systematic studies have only recently begun. The proportion [...] has soared from 1% in 1974 to 78% today"

 

How do they know the increase in proportion of the attacks if studies have begun "only recently"? I's confused.

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I still like the idea of having tiny bofors guns and mice in tin hats plugging away at the bastards.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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I'd man the flak cannons.

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I'd man the flak cannons.

 

I know you would, old man. I know you would. Return to your position by the aft harlot batteries.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

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tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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