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Your face is underrated.

Hey now, my mother is huge and don't you forget it. The drunk can't even get off the couch to make herself a vodka drenched sandwich. Octopus suck.

In your pants maybe.

Your mum's underrated,

 

And how!

 

I think Sand should be a mod. Seriously.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

In your pants maybe.

 

My pants? I thought they were yours.

Hey now, my mother is huge and don't you forget it. The drunk can't even get off the couch to make herself a vodka drenched sandwich. Octopus suck.

Deadly would be a good mod.

Being a mod rules. How else can you victimise people? I mean enforce rules of civil tolerance. Like in that film. With the alien overlords.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

But you're in a better place now. You're VIP.

 

batman-superman-handshake.jpg

 

Welcome to the club, old boy!

DISCLAIMER: Do not take what I write seriously unless it is clearly and in no uncertain terms, declared by me to be meant in a serious and non-humoristic manner. If there is no clear indication, asume the post is written in jest. This notification is meant very seriously and its purpouse is to avoid misunderstandings and the consequences thereof. Furthermore; I can not be held accountable for anything I write on these forums since the idea of taking serious responsability for my unserious actions, is an oxymoron in itself.

 

Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture.

 

"I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. "

Since Ive been here for five years can I just skip right to the VIP tag? :grin:

Since Ive been here for five years can I just skip right to the VIP tag? :o

I won the contest so if anyone should get the vip tag it should be me :D

 

I'm kidding.

Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition!

 

Kevin Butler will awesome your face off.

This is really funny.

In 7th grade, I teach the students how Chuck Norris took down the Roman Empire, so it is good that you are starting early on this curriculum.

 

R.I.P. KOTOR 2003-2008 KILLED BY THOSE GREEDY MONEY-HOARDING ************* AND THEIR *****-*** MMOS

funny like your face! :)

when your mind works against you - fight back with substance abuse!

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