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WILL THE ALMIGHTY

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I guess it's fairly common for actors, even good ones, to get roles in bad films - but my question still remains, here they knew what they were going into, why did they accept?

 

For the fat bag of loot.

 

Someone remind me, in Bloodrayne the protaganist meets up with another woman who had hands grafted where her feet used to be, right? I think that was where I switched off my brain and settled in for just staring at her latex covered body for the rest of the movie.

 

I thought that was Ultraviolet?

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Hey! Frankenfish was so awesome that I bought the dvd from amazon. I dread the day I'll be forced to watch Bloodrayne again >_<

 

FYI it was a choice between that or cheap, typical hotel pr0n (I was stuck working interstate for a week), I really THOUGHT I was making the good choice. The alternative would have had better directing and acting.

 

Frankenfish was pretty good. I really liked it. It's a little embarrassing renting it out though, from the looks you get from video shop attendants. :ermm:

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Well he hasn't gotten his hands on Deus Ex yet. Look on the bright side.

"Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"

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