Uwe Boll appreciation thread

[Hurlshort]

I guess it's fairly common for actors, even good ones, to get roles in bad films - but my question still remains, here they knew what they were going into, why did they accept?

 

For the fat bag of loot.

 

Someone remind me, in Bloodrayne the protaganist meets up with another woman who had hands grafted where her feet used to be, right? I think that was where I switched off my brain and settled in for just staring at her latex covered body for the rest of the movie.

 

I thought that was Ultraviolet?

[Gfted1]

Yes, thats sound right now that you say it. I havent seen Bloodrayne then.

[Darque]

No, I think that was Aeon Flux.

 

Of Boll's movies... I found House of the Dead strangely entertaining.

 

I still don't know why.

[taks]

did anyone else notice that there is another alone in the dark? this time, the lead character is an asian, but the comments at IMDB seem to indicate it is a better flick than the first.

 

wow, i also found this link: http://stopuweboll.org/

 

hehe...

 

taks

[samm]

I don't appreciate any of the sh** that this destroyer of any game's good name was involved in.

[Rosbjerg]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prince_of_Per..._of_Time_(film)

 

 

awww hell.

 

Well it's the same director that made Donnie Brasco..

 

Definitely not as bad as Uwe.

[Hiro Protagonist]

Hey! Frankenfish was so awesome that I bought the dvd from amazon. I dread the day I'll be forced to watch Bloodrayne again

 

FYI it was a choice between that or cheap, typical hotel pr0n (I was stuck working interstate for a week), I really THOUGHT I was making the good choice. The alternative would have had better directing and acting.

 

Frankenfish was pretty good. I really liked it. It's a little embarrassing renting it out though, from the looks you get from video shop attendants.

[WILL THE ALMIGHTY]

Well he hasn't gotten his hands on Deus Ex yet. Look on the bright side.

[Dark_Raven]

Bloodrayne made me sad. That evil Boll ruined it. Ruins all that he touches.