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Top secret Walsinghamification camp discovered

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http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/education/7510204.stm

 

Made me fall about laughing with evil posh glee.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

It must still be a sekrit. No one else has posted until now. :shifty:

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Hades was the life of the party. RIP You'll be missed.

"We're gonna educate the **** out of you."

"Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"

so what happens when you play that "eaton only game" that looks amazingly like rugby, outside of eaton? do men in black suits come and snuff you out in the middle of the night? or do they kidnap your sister and tell you she'll be let go when you prove you'll never attempt it again? enquiring minds want to know.

 

taks

comrade taks... just because.

so what happens when you play that "eaton only game" that looks amazingly like rugby, outside of eaton? do men in black suits come and snuff you out in the middle of the night? or do they kidnap your sister and tell you she'll be let go when you prove you'll never attempt it again? enquiring minds want to know.

 

taks

 

I swear, they're making a secret society.

"Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"

thanks... now i have an undesirable urge to not join. i was so looking forward to the fun.

 

taks

comrade taks... just because.

I would have thought there would have been a massive amount of ninjary, large men with blunt objects beating "discipline" into the students, fatigues, and lots and lots of guns.

There was a time when I questioned the ability for the schizoid to ever experience genuine happiness, at the very least for a prolonged segment of time. I am no closer to finding the answer, however, it has become apparent that contentment is certainly a realizable goal. I find these results to be adequate, if not pleasing. Unfortunately, connection is another subject entirely. When one has sufficiently examined the mind and their emotional constructs, connection can be easily imitated. More data must be gleaned and further collated before a sufficient judgment can be reached.

I would have thought there would have been a massive amount of ninjary, large men with blunt objects beating "discipline" into the students, fatigues, and lots and lots of guns.

 

You're confusing it with the Ninja Army.

 

Though they might be ninjas. :shifty:

Edited by WILL THE ALMIGHTY

"Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"

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so what happens when you play that "eaton only game" that looks amazingly like rugby, outside of eaton? do men in black suits come and snuff you out in the middle of the night? or do they kidnap your sister and tell you she'll be let go when you prove you'll never attempt it again? enquiring minds want to know.

 

taks

 

Then it becomes murderball, played next to a wall.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

eee by gum, yow ****ney tossers git sum funneh things in da sawth eh?

 

EDIT: ****ney censored but tossers left alone? Just goes to show eh? eh? Am I right guys, am I right?

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eee by gum, yow ****ney tossers git sum funneh things in da sawth eh?

 

EDIT: ****ney censored but tossers left alone? Just goes to show eh? eh? Am I right guys, am I right?

I made a post to that one biohazard kid who came and left and called him a bloody tosser but then I think i edited it because i knew walshingham would be dissapointed in me. :'(

There was a time when I questioned the ability for the schizoid to ever experience genuine happiness, at the very least for a prolonged segment of time. I am no closer to finding the answer, however, it has become apparent that contentment is certainly a realizable goal. I find these results to be adequate, if not pleasing. Unfortunately, connection is another subject entirely. When one has sufficiently examined the mind and their emotional constructs, connection can be easily imitated. More data must be gleaned and further collated before a sufficient judgment can be reached.

What Britain needs is more public-school-educated people. :(

"An electric puddle is not what I need right now." (Nina Kalenkov)

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What Britain needs is more public-school-educated people. :(

 

Certainly does. We're a dying breed.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

I made a post to that one biohazard kid who came and left and called him a bloody tosser but then I think i edited it because i knew walshingham would be dissapointed in me. :'(

 

Yeah, he's like the grandfather with all the 'I was in the war!' stories that honestly thinks you're an upstanding member of society and tells you so. How much you don't want to let him down. Oh god, how much :(

 

I'M SORRY WALSEY!

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the latest craze in the US is charter schools that are public, but run by private (non-profit) companies. my son goes into an "imagine school" beginning this fall. uniforms abound not unlike many private schools, but i haven't seen any indication that they'll teach him murderball or its equivalent, rugby. if he comes home speaking with a british accent i might worry, however. :(

 

taks

comrade taks... just because.

where is Doctor Who when you need him?

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I made a post to that one biohazard kid who came and left and called him a bloody tosser but then I think i edited it because i knew walshingham would be dissapointed in me. :'(

 

Yeah, he's like the grandfather with all the 'I was in the war!' stories that honestly thinks you're an upstanding member of society and tells you so. How much you don't want to let him down. Oh god, how much :rolleyes:

 

I'M SORRY WALSEY!

 

Quiet, pigdog!

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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