March 31, 200817 yr Author *walkergrunt goes into the Saturn's cafe* He is instantly killed by the nerve gas I had leaked into the cafe just minutes before. Edited March 31, 200817 yr by Krookie
March 31, 200817 yr Author Gas masks were banned from this server in like version 1.12.3, so your hacking now.
April 1, 200817 yr And they carry these: Look! A warning label so I don't shoot my head off Edited April 1, 200817 yr by walkerguy Twitter | @Insevin
April 1, 200817 yr Meanwhile in the "Torture!" thread: I voted for 'wedgie' No! *walkergrunt escapes* Twitter | @Insevin
April 2, 200817 yr And then PC gaming attacks! Edited April 2, 200817 yr by Deadly_Nightshade "Geez. It's like we lost some sort of bet and ended up saddled with a bunch of terrible new posters on this forum." -Hurlshot
April 2, 200817 yr And then PC gaming attacks! Update race attacks! Needs an upgrade! PC quivers! It falls! *muso brings out the beer and popcorn* kirottu said: I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden. It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai. So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds
April 2, 200817 yr Hundreds of mice comes crawling out of the woodwork and the unholy console critters fall back from the advancing armies of all that is right and good in the world:
April 3, 200817 yr PC fails saving throw, gets virus from downloaded porn. Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.
April 3, 200817 yr *Master Chief throws he and the computer out of side of the ship to give porn virus to covenant* Walkergrunt: Big guy stupid. Always jump off ship. *walkergrunt leaves and nades some marines* Twitter | @Insevin
April 7, 200817 yr *11 days later PCD figures the dentist mightn't be there. It then follows that PCD contemplates leaving the dental facility, while scratching his balls*
April 7, 200817 yr Author Freedor will be Enslavedor AM I RIGHT? Edited April 7, 200817 yr by Krookie
April 7, 200817 yr Are you saying that the name Freedor is a clever play on the fact that the country is a pinicle of freedom like America! (not China). (Approved by Fio, so feel free to use it)
April 7, 200817 yr Author Hi! Orcs, and pixies and stereotypical long brown haired heroes! That's what Freedor is all about! Yeah!
April 7, 200817 yr I'll have nothing to do with "Freedor" or it's peoples thank you. I'm leaving to form Jazzakhstan. Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.
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