thepixiesrock Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 Tasers aren't toys. Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thepixiesrock Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 Vote for me! Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shryke Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 Tasers aren't toys. says you i, on the other hand, think they are! when your mind works against you - fight back with substance abuse! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gfted1 Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 Is it one of those Tazers that fires the two darts connected to wires or one that you have to make contact with the metal tips? "I'm your biggest fan, Ill follow you until you love me, Papa" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shryke Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 fires the dart thingies when your mind works against you - fight back with substance abuse! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gfted1 Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 Sweet. Ive always wanted one of those too. Tazers.com has lots of selections but none as cheap as $160.00. Of course, their voltage is set at 50,000 volts. "I'm your biggest fan, Ill follow you until you love me, Papa" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shryke Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 hehe i want one! **ZAP** hehehe this could get me in so much trouble.... when your mind works against you - fight back with substance abuse! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theslug Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 (edited) I went to school today. One of the worst days of my freakin entire life, not really but then again every day is a horrible day of my life so i mean I guess I've come at a crossroads of sorts becuase it's either hey jump off a bridge while intoxicated with copious amounts of alcohol and prescription drugs and hope the overdose happens before I hit the ground or I just tough it out like usual and do this retarded communications class. It's not even that I'm afraid of doing the whole speech thing in front of people, that doesn't bother me, I'm just a chronic nervous disaster for no apparent reason all the time. One day, these damned nerves will kill me and it'll be great. Other than that I bought my books and currently I'm looking for a 5th class that will fill my schedule. Of course the anthropology class I was looking forward to taking, since it's on Friday, is full and my fortunately for me my school is a lousy pos and offers basically nothing else to take so invariably I am screwed yet again. And to top things off my mouse has all the sudden taken a liking to not freakin working on a mousepad, no matter how many I try, and instead prefers my filthy desk. I can conclude that it'll probably die in a few days from aids and I'll have to fork over another 35 bucks for some high tech gamer mouse that I never use any of the functions on. On the bright side I figured that I can complete school in about 2 and a half years or 3 depending on if I start taking 5 classes each semester and take summer school, which is nice. I also have the sneaking suspicion that I have a brain aneurysm. :catandnotthe...."feminine"one: Edited January 23, 2008 by theslug There was a time when I questioned the ability for the schizoid to ever experience genuine happiness, at the very least for a prolonged segment of time. I am no closer to finding the answer, however, it has become apparent that contentment is certainly a realizable goal. I find these results to be adequate, if not pleasing. Unfortunately, connection is another subject entirely. When one has sufficiently examined the mind and their emotional constructs, connection can be easily imitated. More data must be gleaned and further collated before a sufficient judgment can be reached. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shryke Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 ever the optimist aren't ya sluggy? when your mind works against you - fight back with substance abuse! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Architect Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 (edited) Ever the bearded New Age traveller aren't ya Shryke? Don't tase me bro! @theslug is awesome. Edited January 24, 2008 by The Architect Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shryke Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 i'll tase you good and proper! pesky aussies.... when your mind works against you - fight back with substance abuse! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Raven Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 Tase your nads. Hades was the life of the party. RIP You'll be missed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theslug Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 (edited) Tase your nads. Resistance only makes me more, *pause* "excited." Edited January 24, 2008 by theslug There was a time when I questioned the ability for the schizoid to ever experience genuine happiness, at the very least for a prolonged segment of time. I am no closer to finding the answer, however, it has become apparent that contentment is certainly a realizable goal. I find these results to be adequate, if not pleasing. Unfortunately, connection is another subject entirely. When one has sufficiently examined the mind and their emotional constructs, connection can be easily imitated. More data must be gleaned and further collated before a sufficient judgment can be reached. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sand Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 I had friends over and we gamed. My wizard was actually effective in combat for a change. WOO HOO! Murphy's Law of Computer Gaming: The listed minimum specifications written on the box by the publisher are not the minimum specifications of the game set by the developer. @\NightandtheShape/@ - "Because you're a bizzare strange deranged human?" Walsingham- "Sand - always rushing around, stirring up apathy." Joseph Bulock - "Another headache, courtesy of Sand" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krookie Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 Took my Drivers exam (the written part) today. I need 40/50 questions right to pass, then I go for 6 hours behind the wheel with an instructor Fun! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Architect Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 (edited) Never mind. Edited January 24, 2008 by The Architect Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gfted1 Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 @theslug is awesome. +1 I picked my car up yesterday from the dealership where it was in for the standard 60K mile maintenance and timing belt replacement. They bent me over real good to the tune of $1,100.00. "I'm your biggest fan, Ill follow you until you love me, Papa" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sand Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 Minding that never, Archie. Murphy's Law of Computer Gaming: The listed minimum specifications written on the box by the publisher are not the minimum specifications of the game set by the developer. @\NightandtheShape/@ - "Because you're a bizzare strange deranged human?" Walsingham- "Sand - always rushing around, stirring up apathy." Joseph Bulock - "Another headache, courtesy of Sand" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Raven Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 I'll never you. Back to Never, Never Land. Hades was the life of the party. RIP You'll be missed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thepixiesrock Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 I skipped a class this morning, and am considering skipping my next class. Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Raven Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 You little winner. Hades was the life of the party. RIP You'll be missed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thepixiesrock Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 What do you mean by that? Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thepixiesrock Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 Skipping class Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shryke Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 just about to head home from work only doing a half day coz i'm coming back in tonight to do the graveyard kinda scared to leave the building. i just know Tigranes is gonna be waiting round the corner to run me over.... when your mind works against you - fight back with substance abuse! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theslug Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 I spent like 4 hours doing two homework assignments that should have taken half the time for my two econ classes. Damn citations and stuff, I hate 'em. I'm getting ready to finish the second one off in a little bit then starting my accounting homework as well. In other news my friend wants to hook me on zannix and while deep relaxation and increased concentration is something I desperately need and I should probably be prescribed the stuff already I don't morally accept prescription pills unless it's for a "real" condition. Being miserable is a way of life you have to accept, not becoming some drugged out invalid who shys from reality. There was a time when I questioned the ability for the schizoid to ever experience genuine happiness, at the very least for a prolonged segment of time. I am no closer to finding the answer, however, it has become apparent that contentment is certainly a realizable goal. I find these results to be adequate, if not pleasing. Unfortunately, connection is another subject entirely. When one has sufficiently examined the mind and their emotional constructs, connection can be easily imitated. More data must be gleaned and further collated before a sufficient judgment can be reached. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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