Kor Qel Droma Posted December 26, 2007 Posted December 26, 2007 Help me match-maker Bok! I'm trying to ping my GF's Linkysys, but she's encrypting her gateway channel!? How can I gain access tonight! I just found my favorite quote of 2007. Thanks Jags and Bok!! Jaguars4ever is still alive. No word of a lie.
Dark_Raven Posted December 26, 2007 Posted December 26, 2007 Shryke I understand she's hot, but please try not to give in completely, and make sure to leave her guessing a bit. Remember that you're the catch, not her. LOLZ! You're giving advice on how to catch women? Now I've seen the pinnacle of teh internets!1 :lol: Help me match-maker Bok! I'm trying to ping my GF's Linkysys, but she's encrypting her gateway channel!? How can I gain access tonight! He can ping all he wants but that gateway is closed for good. Hades was the life of the party. RIP You'll be missed.
theslug Posted December 26, 2007 Posted December 26, 2007 Get a back door hacker program. There was a time when I questioned the ability for the schizoid to ever experience genuine happiness, at the very least for a prolonged segment of time. I am no closer to finding the answer, however, it has become apparent that contentment is certainly a realizable goal. I find these results to be adequate, if not pleasing. Unfortunately, connection is another subject entirely. When one has sufficiently examined the mind and their emotional constructs, connection can be easily imitated. More data must be gleaned and further collated before a sufficient judgment can be reached.
Shryke Posted December 26, 2007 Posted December 26, 2007 and this thread has taken a terrible turn for the worse when your mind works against you - fight back with substance abuse!
Bokishi Posted December 26, 2007 Posted December 26, 2007 Shryke I understand she's hot, but please try not to give in completely, and make sure to leave her guessing a bit. Remember that you're the catch, not her. LOLZ! You're giving advice on how to catch women? Now I've seen the pinnacle of teh internets!1 :lol: Help me match-maker Bok! I'm trying to ping my GF's Linkysys, but she's encrypting her gateway channel!? How can I gain access tonight! Tell her that her Linksys sucks and that you be pinging another girl's D-link tonight. She is so gonna decrypt her gateway channel when she hears that Current 3DMark
theslug Posted December 26, 2007 Posted December 26, 2007 Where I come from if a girl has a D-Link she isn't all woman if you catch my meaning. Damn Dominican surgeons. Today I got a few gifts including new sheets and 2 pillows which I can't wait to snuggle into tonight. Going to get a haircut tomorrow, really short and I'm thinking of taking 6 classes this upcoming semester. I've kind of decided that I should graduate college as soon as possible so that i can work the rest of my miserable life away until I'm a middle aged man and kill myself in a fit of depression. And the thread takes an even greater turn for stardom. There was a time when I questioned the ability for the schizoid to ever experience genuine happiness, at the very least for a prolonged segment of time. I am no closer to finding the answer, however, it has become apparent that contentment is certainly a realizable goal. I find these results to be adequate, if not pleasing. Unfortunately, connection is another subject entirely. When one has sufficiently examined the mind and their emotional constructs, connection can be easily imitated. More data must be gleaned and further collated before a sufficient judgment can be reached.
Bokishi Posted December 26, 2007 Posted December 26, 2007 (edited) Ah Crap you're right jag tell her you're gonna ping another girl's Belkin with you're D-Link Edited December 26, 2007 by Bokishi Current 3DMark
Walsingham Posted December 26, 2007 Author Posted December 26, 2007 A fever means your body's defenses is doing its job by removing the invader. Go sit in a cold tub of water if it bothers you too much. Drink ice water. Excuse me, lady. I'm trying to do the old tropical major here. i have to drag myself around in sweat stained khakis. Reason enough to go take a dip in the tub. Edit. Oh very well, I've been told I need to work on my empathy. Poor, Poor Walshy, feeling down. We hope you get better. Madame, from you the harshest words are as sweet wine. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.
Guest The Architect Posted December 26, 2007 Posted December 26, 2007 (edited) No, he's saying that he only accepts perfect people as his friends. And that's where I come along. Right, pal? Indeed. You're too perfect for words. BEST XMAS EVER YESTERDAY work = boring, but drinkies with amazingly gorgeous girl turned out to be very very fun she told me she thought she'd never have a chance with me. i was just like "are you ****ing kidding?!" I doubt she's amazingly gorgeous since she's interested in you. Shryke I understand she's hot, but please try not to give in completely, and make sure to leave her guessing a bit. Remember that you're the catch, not her. Clever man. The more audacious, honest and higher your sense of worth is, the more likely you are to have a relationship. Playing hard to get and having a high self-esteem is more important than your looks, popularity, wealth, interests and hobbies. But I'm not saying they're unimportant though, because such things usually determine a persons sense of worth. Or maybe some women are just nut jobs who like Kiwis with ridiculously long hair. Yeah, that makes sense to me. Edited December 26, 2007 by The Architect
Walsingham Posted December 26, 2007 Author Posted December 26, 2007 Women are mental. If they were not i would have never gotten any dates at all. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.
Shryke Posted December 26, 2007 Posted December 26, 2007 No, he's saying that he only accepts perfect people as his friends. And that's where I come along. Right, pal? Indeed. You're too perfect for words. BEST XMAS EVER YESTERDAY work = boring, but drinkies with amazingly gorgeous girl turned out to be very very fun she told me she thought she'd never have a chance with me. i was just like "are you ****ing kidding?!" I doubt she's amazingly gorgeous since she's interested in you. Shryke I understand she's hot, but please try not to give in completely, and make sure to leave her guessing a bit. Remember that you're the catch, not her. Clever man. The more audacious, honest and higher your sense of worth is, the more likely you are to have a relationship. Playing hard to get and having a high self-esteem is more important than your looks, popularity, wealth, interests and hobbies. But I'm not saying they're unimportant though, because such things usually determine a persons sense of worth. Or maybe some women are just nut jobs who like Kiwis with ridiculously long hair. Yeah, that makes sense to me. ever the cheeky ****er aren't you? turns out she's liked me for ages. she surprised me on boxing day i was chiling out at home playing Medieval 2 Total War when there was a random knock on the door i opened it to find her standing there in the rain was kinda silly of her to walk there in the rain, but it was still one hell of a nice surprise when your mind works against you - fight back with substance abuse!
Tale Posted December 26, 2007 Posted December 26, 2007 (edited) I like to think that Shryke is a bit like me. A habitual liar. Have I ever told you guys about my second wife I have in another state? She's hot. Edited December 26, 2007 by Tale "Show me a man who "plays fair" and I'll show you a very talented cheater."
theslug Posted December 26, 2007 Posted December 26, 2007 (edited) ever the cheeky ****er aren't you? turns out she's liked me for ages. she surprised me on boxing day i was chiling out at home playing Medieval 2 Total War when there was a random knock on the door i opened it to find her standing there in the rain was kinda silly of her to walk there in the rain, but it was still one hell of a nice surprise I bet you warmed her up something fierce amirite? Edit: I got my haircut. 2 on the sides 6 on top. Gotta remember that for next time. I like it. Edited December 26, 2007 by theslug There was a time when I questioned the ability for the schizoid to ever experience genuine happiness, at the very least for a prolonged segment of time. I am no closer to finding the answer, however, it has become apparent that contentment is certainly a realizable goal. I find these results to be adequate, if not pleasing. Unfortunately, connection is another subject entirely. When one has sufficiently examined the mind and their emotional constructs, connection can be easily imitated. More data must be gleaned and further collated before a sufficient judgment can be reached.
Shryke Posted December 26, 2007 Posted December 26, 2007 I like to think that Shryke is a bit like me. A habitual liar. Have I ever told you guys about my second wife I have in another state? She's hot. think what you like ever the cheeky ****er aren't you? turns out she's liked me for ages. she surprised me on boxing day i was chiling out at home playing Medieval 2 Total War when there was a random knock on the door i opened it to find her standing there in the rain was kinda silly of her to walk there in the rain, but it was still one hell of a nice surprise I bet you warmed her up something fierce amirite? haha nah i was a gentleman. i brought her inside and went and got her a towel and hung her coat up to dry out a bit when your mind works against you - fight back with substance abuse!
Bokishi Posted December 26, 2007 Posted December 26, 2007 You should have told her to hang her own coat up. Chivalry is dead man Current 3DMark
Shryke Posted December 26, 2007 Posted December 26, 2007 i'm bringing it back baby! when your mind works against you - fight back with substance abuse!
Bokishi Posted December 26, 2007 Posted December 26, 2007 Good luck bringing it back, but just don't turn into a wiener. It is a known fact that hot women are attracted to challenging guys, and not nice guys that kiss their butt and do things for them (You'll end up in the friend zone if you are like that that). Current 3DMark
Shryke Posted December 26, 2007 Posted December 26, 2007 i shall keep your advice in mind, oh pimp lord when your mind works against you - fight back with substance abuse!
jaguars4ever Posted December 26, 2007 Posted December 26, 2007 And remember to hang on to your old skool X-Box. Once you go black you can never go back!
Shryke Posted December 26, 2007 Posted December 26, 2007 i hardly ever use it it's quite silly really. i have an xbox and just upgraded my pc, yet i almost never have time for gaming... when your mind works against you - fight back with substance abuse!
Dark_Raven Posted December 27, 2007 Posted December 27, 2007 A funny day. Watching the little boys here acting as if they are the next pimp lord and know all there is about women. LOLZ! Hades was the life of the party. RIP You'll be missed.
Dark_Raven Posted December 27, 2007 Posted December 27, 2007 A fever means your body's defenses is doing its job by removing the invader. Go sit in a cold tub of water if it bothers you too much. Drink ice water. Excuse me, lady. I'm trying to do the old tropical major here. i have to drag myself around in sweat stained khakis. Reason enough to go take a dip in the tub. Edit. Oh very well, I've been told I need to work on my empathy. Poor, Poor Walshy, feeling down. We hope you get better. Madame, from you the harshest words are as sweet wine. Spoken by a true Malkavian. Hades was the life of the party. RIP You'll be missed.
Shryke Posted December 27, 2007 Posted December 27, 2007 A funny day. Watching the little boys here acting as if they are the next pimp lord and know all there is about women. LOLZ! i don't pretend to know squat i'm just doing what i do, it just seems to be working this time when your mind works against you - fight back with substance abuse!
Dark_Raven Posted December 27, 2007 Posted December 27, 2007 We know which way you flow there big fellow. My comment was more or less directed at Boki and Jaggy. Especially Boki. As if a computer nerd knows anything about women. Pimping the girls in computer games doesn't count. Hades was the life of the party. RIP You'll be missed.
Shryke Posted December 27, 2007 Posted December 27, 2007 We know which way you flow there big fellow. when your mind works against you - fight back with substance abuse!
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