"C'est la guerre" means "This is war"

 

Yes? It was entirely intentional.

met up with an old friend on her university holidays

 

she's been down in Dunedin (a city renowned for drunken student behaviour) and is getting quite the impressive beer gut

 

i'm so proud *sniff*

Did gardening, burned HL 2 and Mass Effect soundtracks on cd's and on a whim did Christmas shopping. I tend to be the only relaxed Christmas shopper downtown since I seem to be among the few that don't actually try to do it all in a single day. I bought the present for my mother ages ago and bought one for my sister on a whim when I was perusing a recently-reopened bookstore(destroyed previously in a fire, of not my doing). My parents, or rather, parent insists I go Christmas shopping together, but I tend to abhor standing in lines at the mall and usually skip the trip to do the actual shopping on an odd hour just before the merry event.

 

Also, actually contributed something to this thread besides drunken slobbering. Woo me.

Today has been a great day already. Woke up and logged into the ole bank account to see I had received a huge bonus from work. WooHoo! No traffic on the way in and after today, Im off until 2 Jan. Hahahahaah, suck it all you working schlubs.

Edited December 21, 200718 yr by Gfted1

I've packed up my Christmas gear in a rucksack and am about to wade into the christmas shopping crowds to get presents on my way to my parents house. Hurrah for train travel!

I'm getting Christmas holidays depression

 

 

Typical

 

As well as they show The Snowman at Christmas it's worth it though!

Edited December 21, 200718 yr by Xard

*as long

 

Also, rented Spiderman 3

huzzah, i'm working....

 

don't have a day off now until boxing day

 

but i do have something to look forward to. after work on christmas i'm gonna go have drinks with the most gorgeous girl ever. she wanted to spend the whole day together, but stupid work had to get in the way....

Not again! Every time you post, it's another girl. I got nothing over here, I don't need this!

Edited December 22, 200718 yr by Tel Aviv

well sorry for having mostly female friends

huzzah, i'm working....

 

don't have a day off now until boxing day

 

but i do have something to look forward to. after work on christmas i'm gonna go have drinks with the most gorgeous girl ever. she wanted to spend the whole day together, but stupid work had to get in the way....

 

You know, you COULD spread these lasses around a little, old man.

who you calling old?

 

hehe i saw her last night too actually. ended up having rather a late night, so now i'm really really tired and zombie-like. work today should be fun....

well sorry for having mostly female friends

You know what they say about a guy with a lot of female friends.

I don't assume you mean: unlucky at cards?

Gay

Gay

 

haha nope

 

though my flatmate did have suspicions that i might be bi for a while

well sorry for having mostly female friends

 

But they stick you in the "friend zone" that's not something to be proud of

i don't mind the "friend zone"

 

in fact, there's only one of them i'm really interested in, the rest just remain friends

If that's how you roll then that's cool.

 

I tend to go PUA style with all the women I meet. I just have to make them attracted to me, or else I feel mission is failed lol.

I'd have female friends too, but they're all scared I'll reject them. I'm too pretty for my own good. I'd have male friends too, but they're all jealous of my perfection. Once again, too pretty for my own good. It's a problem both Master Tale and I are victims of. Oh well, even perfection has its drawbacks.

so basically, you're just saying you have no friends then?

No, he's saying that he only accepts perfect people as his friends. And that's where I come along.

 

Right, pal?

well sorry for having mostly female friends

You know what they say about a guy with a lot of female friends.

 

He is cursed with having jealous girlfriends?

 

I had a rather embarassing Saturday night. Out clubbing ran into an ex of mine. Things started getting a wee bit emotional and complex, and one thing and another, and a cab arrived and there's all these serious eye contacty things going on but I'm wondering if it makes any sense... and she's always doing my head in with mood swings and... should I go or should I stay, and how to explain...

 

...A fuse blew in my head. Or maybe something just unstuck itself. The right course of action was clear in an instant.

 

I vaulted the fence next to me and just ran off. I ran like the wind! The sheer unbelievably juvenile thrill of literally running away from teh whole complicated mess propelling me at quite incredible speed. I was exceptionally drunk, but I think I yelled something like "I'm free! Free like a lion, baby! Leaping like a lamb!" then *sproing* jumped a wall and must've disappeared from view.

 

Now, I'm sure I hurt her feelings, but I have got to be honest. It was the most fun I've had all year. I recommend it to anyone. Trouble with the boss? Run off giggling. Exam in partial differential equations? Run off giggling. Confronted by muggers? Run off giggling.