Kaftan Barlast Posted October 18, 2007 Posted October 18, 2007 This following rant contains MASSIVE spoiler regarding "Y: the last man" and DC's "Death of the new gods". regarding "Death of the new gods" and DC's latest cleansing of their universe You people know that I was afraid that my longtime DC favorite hero Big Barda would be one of the new gods to die in DC's new miniseries. So it was with dread I read the first issue #1 and.. the horror. Not only was Barda drawn very badly, but she dies off-screen, without a fight. "The world doesnt end with a bang, it ends with a whimper". Anticlimactic does not begin to describe it. Especially since DC has aknowledged that the series is a way for them to get rid of outdated characters, and so Barda is gone from the world of comics forever. gah. She was hypnotized into making porn films with Superman FFS! How can you delete a character like that?! While keeping unintresting leftovers from the 1930's like the green arrow. I hate DC. regarding Y: The Last man (do NOT read if you havent read #58) In issue 58/60, a certain popular characters bites the dust. Sinc it will spoil the entire series, I wont even write who it is, but those of us who have read it; were you as shocked as I was? I did not see it comming. And it was my favorite character aswell so I just feel really bummed out. It was with dramatic style, I grant Vaughn that, but Im still pissed. I dont know if i will bother to read the last 2 issues now. Why do they always do this to me?! Is there some rule that states that kaftan's favorite characters must always die horribly and pointlessly? What's next, Deadpool being thrown into the sun and out of print? Bleh. DISCLAIMER: Do not take what I write seriously unless it is clearly and in no uncertain terms, declared by me to be meant in a serious and non-humoristic manner. If there is no clear indication, asume the post is written in jest. This notification is meant very seriously and its purpouse is to avoid misunderstandings and the consequences thereof. Furthermore; I can not be held accountable for anything I write on these forums since the idea of taking serious responsability for my unserious actions, is an oxymoron in itself. Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture. "I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. "
Tale Posted October 18, 2007 Posted October 18, 2007 Captain America is back. "Show me a man who "plays fair" and I'll show you a very talented cheater."
Kaftan Barlast Posted October 18, 2007 Author Posted October 18, 2007 Are you talking about Frank "the punisher" Castle stealing his mask and that whole thing? DISCLAIMER: Do not take what I write seriously unless it is clearly and in no uncertain terms, declared by me to be meant in a serious and non-humoristic manner. If there is no clear indication, asume the post is written in jest. This notification is meant very seriously and its purpouse is to avoid misunderstandings and the consequences thereof. Furthermore; I can not be held accountable for anything I write on these forums since the idea of taking serious responsability for my unserious actions, is an oxymoron in itself. Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture. "I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. "
Tale Posted October 18, 2007 Posted October 18, 2007 (edited) No. I've heard rumors the new one might be Bucky. Edited October 18, 2007 by Tale "Show me a man who "plays fair" and I'll show you a very talented cheater."
Kaftan Barlast Posted October 18, 2007 Author Posted October 18, 2007 (edited) Ive never liked him, so Im sceptical to that idea. It takes a real mans-man to fill Steve Rogers shoes. And regarding dead heroes, Im thinking of comissioning a sort of memorial to my favorite characters, so Im wondering if anyone here knows of a kickass artist who takes comissions? Edited October 18, 2007 by Kaftan Barlast DISCLAIMER: Do not take what I write seriously unless it is clearly and in no uncertain terms, declared by me to be meant in a serious and non-humoristic manner. If there is no clear indication, asume the post is written in jest. This notification is meant very seriously and its purpouse is to avoid misunderstandings and the consequences thereof. Furthermore; I can not be held accountable for anything I write on these forums since the idea of taking serious responsability for my unserious actions, is an oxymoron in itself. Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture. "I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. "
Sand Posted October 18, 2007 Posted October 18, 2007 (edited) I don't know anyone in particular but a good place to start looking would be www.deviantart.com . Edited October 18, 2007 by Sand Murphy's Law of Computer Gaming: The listed minimum specifications written on the box by the publisher are not the minimum specifications of the game set by the developer. @\NightandtheShape/@ - "Because you're a bizzare strange deranged human?" Walsingham- "Sand - always rushing around, stirring up apathy." Joseph Bulock - "Another headache, courtesy of Sand"
Kaftan Barlast Posted October 19, 2007 Author Posted October 19, 2007 www.deviantart.com . Ive made 5 attempts to express my loathing for that scumpit, but I cant without using *** words so Ill just say that no artist of integrity would go near that place. DISCLAIMER: Do not take what I write seriously unless it is clearly and in no uncertain terms, declared by me to be meant in a serious and non-humoristic manner. If there is no clear indication, asume the post is written in jest. This notification is meant very seriously and its purpouse is to avoid misunderstandings and the consequences thereof. Furthermore; I can not be held accountable for anything I write on these forums since the idea of taking serious responsability for my unserious actions, is an oxymoron in itself. Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture. "I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. "
thepixiesrock Posted October 19, 2007 Posted October 19, 2007 I'm sure if you just look you'll find plenty of hentai artists who are willing to draw what you want. Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.
Oerwinde Posted October 19, 2007 Posted October 19, 2007 Captain America is back. This is the new design, by Alex Ross. I like some of it, but hate other parts. I can live with it. The gun indicates a more morally neutral Cap, which indicates either Winter Soldier, or someone new donning the mask. The area between the balls and the butt is a hotbed of terrorist activity.
Sand Posted October 19, 2007 Posted October 19, 2007 Only wussie super heroes use guns. Murphy's Law of Computer Gaming: The listed minimum specifications written on the box by the publisher are not the minimum specifications of the game set by the developer. @\NightandtheShape/@ - "Because you're a bizzare strange deranged human?" Walsingham- "Sand - always rushing around, stirring up apathy." Joseph Bulock - "Another headache, courtesy of Sand"
Gorth Posted October 19, 2007 Posted October 19, 2007 www.deviantart.com . Ive made 5 attempts to express my loathing for that scumpit, but I cant without using *** words so Ill just say that no artist of integrity would go near that place. How about http://www.cgsociety.com/ ? I find it a bit tricky to navigate, but has a lot of links and references. “He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice.” - Albert Einstein
Tale Posted October 19, 2007 Posted October 19, 2007 Captain America is back. This is the new design, by Alex Ross. I like some of it, but hate other parts. I can live with it. The gun indicates a more morally neutral Cap, which indicates either Winter Soldier, or someone new donning the mask. It won't last long. People don't read Marvel comics to see people shoot the villains unless they're reading Punisher. So many hero/supervillain conflicts in Marvel wouldn't last two pages if one guy just shot the enemy. "Show me a man who "plays fair" and I'll show you a very talented cheater."
thepixiesrock Posted October 19, 2007 Posted October 19, 2007 I'm sure it wouldn't be hard for them to have a main character with a gun and then work in a struggle where he doesn't just shoot the guy. Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.
Tale Posted October 19, 2007 Posted October 19, 2007 I'm sure it wouldn't be hard for them to have a main character with a gun and then work in a struggle where he doesn't just shoot the guy. What a waste of a gun. "Show me a man who "plays fair" and I'll show you a very talented cheater."
thepixiesrock Posted October 19, 2007 Posted October 19, 2007 Like, the villain gets the drop on him, and his gun falls down an elevator shaft, and then the struggle makes it's way into the stairwell, where they fist fight down all 37 flights of stairs, and then he gets the gun and shoots the villain. Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.
Tale Posted October 19, 2007 Posted October 19, 2007 (edited) Still sounds like a waste of a gun. Edited October 19, 2007 by Tale "Show me a man who "plays fair" and I'll show you a very talented cheater."
thepixiesrock Posted October 19, 2007 Posted October 19, 2007 Or any theme park ride. There are TONS of theme park rides. They could showcase a different theme park every issue. Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.
thepixiesrock Posted October 19, 2007 Posted October 19, 2007 Still sounds like a waste of a gun. That wasn't what you said originally. Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.
Tale Posted October 19, 2007 Posted October 19, 2007 Still sounds like a waste of a gun. That wasn't what you said originally. Lies and slander. "Show me a man who "plays fair" and I'll show you a very talented cheater."
Kor Qel Droma Posted October 19, 2007 Posted October 19, 2007 So who survived the wipeout of the New Gods? Was it just Darkseid? Jaguars4ever is still alive. No word of a lie.
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