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"Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"

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That reminded me of a joke I heard in Mass Effect:

 

Hydrogen atom walks up to another hydrogen atom

-Can you help me, I think I've lost my electron

-Are you sure?

-I'm positive!

 

Har har.

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Don't know, I couldn't stomack FO3 for long. But you can hear that joke in Noveria in the place where the volus survivor is.

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That's a really, really old joke.

"My hovercraft is full of eels!" - Hungarian tourist
I am Dan Quayle of the Romans.
I want to tattoo a map of the Netherlands on my nether lands.
Heja Sverige!!
Everyone should cuffawkle more.
The wrench is your friend. :bat:

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You only posted the lame one :wacko:

 

 

Two bacteria walk into a bar and the bartender says "We don't serve bacteria in this bar"

 

 

The bacteria say "But we work here, we're Staff"

 

 

A room temperature superconductor walks into a bar and the bartender says "We don't serve any superconductors in this bar"

 

 

The room temperature superconductor leaves without putting up any resistance

 

 

A neutrino walks into a bar and the bartender says "We don't server neutrinos in this bar"

 

 

The neutrino says "Hey, I was just passing though".

 

 

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar.

 

 

...and doesn't.

 

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What - nothing new today?! I demand my daily dose of entertainment form this thread!!

 

Pukake & Oner. Get off your lazy hinds and entertain me, dammit! >_<

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Jawohl! ,o>

 

How does a woman make a millionaire out of a man?

 

By marrying a billionaire.

 

 

More to follow.

 

-Am I really the first man you have ever slept with?

-Well, I haven't thought about it, but you do seem familiar..

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Jawohl! ,o>

 

How does a woman make a millionaire out of a man?

 

By marrying a billionaire.

 

 

More to follow.

Bah-weep-grah-nah-weep-ninibong!

 

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?

 

You don't - you've already told her twice.

 

 

We should do comedy shows.

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