Oner Posted January 27, 2010 Posted January 27, 2010 (edited) Pope: I'm not a ginger and please don't associate me with humorless idiots, mmkay? Edited January 27, 2010 by Oner Giveaway list: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1DgyQFpOJvyNASt8A12ipyV_iwpLXg_yltGG5mffvSwo/edit?usp=sharing What is glass but tortured sand?Never forget! '12.01.13.
Purkake Posted January 27, 2010 Posted January 27, 2010 Kind of hard to disassociate yourself from redheads when you are one, no? Not that I have anything against redheads. Anyway,
Oner Posted January 28, 2010 Posted January 28, 2010 http://img170.imagevenue.com/aAfkjfp01fo1i...8_122_924lo.jpg -What do they call the bicycling old man? -Terminator. Living tissue on a metal frame. Giveaway list: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1DgyQFpOJvyNASt8A12ipyV_iwpLXg_yltGG5mffvSwo/edit?usp=sharing What is glass but tortured sand?Never forget! '12.01.13.
Oner Posted January 29, 2010 Posted January 29, 2010 Giveaway list: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1DgyQFpOJvyNASt8A12ipyV_iwpLXg_yltGG5mffvSwo/edit?usp=sharing What is glass but tortured sand?Never forget! '12.01.13.
Oner Posted February 2, 2010 Posted February 2, 2010 Giveaway list: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1DgyQFpOJvyNASt8A12ipyV_iwpLXg_yltGG5mffvSwo/edit?usp=sharing What is glass but tortured sand?Never forget! '12.01.13.
WILL THE ALMIGHTY Posted February 2, 2010 Posted February 2, 2010 "Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"
Oner Posted February 2, 2010 Posted February 2, 2010 Giveaway list: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1DgyQFpOJvyNASt8A12ipyV_iwpLXg_yltGG5mffvSwo/edit?usp=sharing What is glass but tortured sand?Never forget! '12.01.13.
GreasyDogMeat Posted February 2, 2010 Posted February 2, 2010 (edited) I found this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nGNi7SORvY...feature=related much funnier. I'll never look at those head crab zombie mumblings the same again... or the cubes. Scout advertises the Slap Chop. Edited February 2, 2010 by GreasyDogMeat
Oner Posted February 2, 2010 Posted February 2, 2010 http://i.imgur.com/Xg3Tk.jpg Giveaway list: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1DgyQFpOJvyNASt8A12ipyV_iwpLXg_yltGG5mffvSwo/edit?usp=sharing What is glass but tortured sand?Never forget! '12.01.13.
Oner Posted February 2, 2010 Posted February 2, 2010 (edited) http://tinyurl.com/ybsyx7h Edited February 2, 2010 by Oner Giveaway list: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1DgyQFpOJvyNASt8A12ipyV_iwpLXg_yltGG5mffvSwo/edit?usp=sharing What is glass but tortured sand?Never forget! '12.01.13.
Oner Posted February 2, 2010 Posted February 2, 2010 Giveaway list: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1DgyQFpOJvyNASt8A12ipyV_iwpLXg_yltGG5mffvSwo/edit?usp=sharing What is glass but tortured sand?Never forget! '12.01.13.
Guest Slinky Posted February 2, 2010 Posted February 2, 2010 That reminded me of a joke I heard in Mass Effect: Hydrogen atom walks up to another hydrogen atom -Can you help me, I think I've lost my electron -Are you sure? -I'm positive! Har har.
Oner Posted February 2, 2010 Posted February 2, 2010 Wasn't that in FO 3? Giveaway list: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1DgyQFpOJvyNASt8A12ipyV_iwpLXg_yltGG5mffvSwo/edit?usp=sharing What is glass but tortured sand?Never forget! '12.01.13.
Guest Slinky Posted February 2, 2010 Posted February 2, 2010 Don't know, I couldn't stomack FO3 for long. But you can hear that joke in Noveria in the place where the volus survivor is.
Pidesco Posted February 2, 2010 Posted February 2, 2010 That's a really, really old joke. "My hovercraft is full of eels!" - Hungarian tourist I am Dan Quayle of the Romans. I want to tattoo a map of the Netherlands on my nether lands. Heja Sverige!! Everyone should cuffawkle more. The wrench is your friend.
Purkake Posted February 3, 2010 Posted February 3, 2010 (edited) You only posted the lame one Two bacteria walk into a bar and the bartender says "We don't serve bacteria in this bar" The bacteria say "But we work here, we're Staff" A room temperature superconductor walks into a bar and the bartender says "We don't serve any superconductors in this bar" The room temperature superconductor leaves without putting up any resistance A neutrino walks into a bar and the bartender says "We don't server neutrinos in this bar" The neutrino says "Hey, I was just passing though". Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. ...and doesn't. Edited February 3, 2010 by Purkake
jaguars4ever Posted February 3, 2010 Posted February 3, 2010 What - nothing new today?! I demand my daily dose of entertainment form this thread!! Pukake & Oner. Get off your lazy hinds and entertain me, dammit!
Oner Posted February 3, 2010 Posted February 3, 2010 (edited) Jawohl! ,o> How does a woman make a millionaire out of a man? By marrying a billionaire. More to follow. -Am I really the first man you have ever slept with? -Well, I haven't thought about it, but you do seem familiar.. Edited February 3, 2010 by Oner Giveaway list: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1DgyQFpOJvyNASt8A12ipyV_iwpLXg_yltGG5mffvSwo/edit?usp=sharing What is glass but tortured sand?Never forget! '12.01.13.
jaguars4ever Posted February 3, 2010 Posted February 3, 2010 Jawohl! ,o> How does a woman make a millionaire out of a man? By marrying a billionaire. More to follow. Bah-weep-grah-nah-weep-ninibong! What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? You don't - you've already told her twice. We should do comedy shows.
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