Sorry, I'm a redhead with short hair.

Pope: I'm not a ginger and please don't associate me with humorless idiots, mmkay?

 

Edited January 27, 201016 yr by Oner

Kind of hard to disassociate yourself from redheads when you are one, no? Not that I have anything against redheads.

 

Anyway,

 

http://img170.imagevenue.com/aAfkjfp01fo1i...8_122_924lo.jpg

 

-What do they call the bicycling old man?

-Terminator.

Living tissue on a metal frame.

 

 

This is it. #1 check this out.

Edited January 31, 201015 yr by Purkake

I found this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nGNi7SORvY...feature=related much funnier. I'll never look at those head crab zombie mumblings the same again... or the cubes.

 

Scout advertises the Slap Chop.

Edited February 2, 201015 yr by GreasyDogMeat

http://i.imgur.com/Xg3Tk.jpg

http://tinyurl.com/ybsyx7h

Edited February 2, 201015 yr by Oner

That reminded me of a joke I heard in Mass Effect:

 

Hydrogen atom walks up to another hydrogen atom

-Can you help me, I think I've lost my electron

-Are you sure?

-I'm positive!

 

Har har.

Wasn't that in FO 3?

Don't know, I couldn't stomack FO3 for long. But you can hear that joke in Noveria in the place where the volus survivor is.

That's a really, really old joke.

You only posted the lame one

 

 

Two bacteria walk into a bar and the bartender says "We don't serve bacteria in this bar"

 

 

The bacteria say "But we work here, we're Staff"

 

 

A room temperature superconductor walks into a bar and the bartender says "We don't serve any superconductors in this bar"

 

 

The room temperature superconductor leaves without putting up any resistance

 

 

A neutrino walks into a bar and the bartender says "We don't server neutrinos in this bar"

 

 

The neutrino says "Hey, I was just passing though".

 

 

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar.

 

 

...and doesn't.

 

Edited February 3, 201015 yr by Purkake

 

This.

What - nothing new today?! I demand my daily dose of entertainment form this thread!!

 

Pukake & Oner. Get off your lazy hinds and entertain me, dammit!

Jawohl! ,o>

 

How does a woman make a millionaire out of a man?

 

By marrying a billionaire.

 

 

More to follow.

 

-Am I really the first man you have ever slept with?

-Well, I haven't thought about it, but you do seem familiar..

Edited February 3, 201015 yr by Oner

Jawohl! ,o>

 

How does a woman make a millionaire out of a man?

 

By marrying a billionaire.

 

 

More to follow.

Bah-weep-grah-nah-weep-ninibong!

 

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?

 

You don't - you've already told her twice.

 

 

We should do comedy shows.