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Contraption? I was under the impression your visor cleaned itself automatically.

"Show me a man who "plays fair" and I'll show you a very talented cheater."

There's just something satisfying about seeing fresh lizard blood <splatter on your helmet then being cleaned by a little futuristic windshield wiper.

"Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"

Contraption? I was under the impression your visor cleaned itself automatically.

Yes, the energy beam that cleans your visor is now known as a contraption.

Contraption? I was under the impression your visor cleaned itself automatically.

Yes, the energy beam that cleans your visor is now known as a contraption.

 

Careful, thats a Trademark of Republic (Later Imperial) Cool Minor Systems INC.

You'll have to pay them or they'll cut off your hand. Hopefully you'll have the money to pay a robotic one.

 

BTW, don't violate too many Jedi trademarks, especially Obi-Wan's stupid quote, or they'll cut off your legs and one of your arms, then leave you to burn in lava.

"Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"

  • 1 month later...

what about the one where they just cut off one arm?

Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition!

 

Kevin Butler will awesome your face off.

Already mentioned. Those are for small cases.

"Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"

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