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Toyota wants you to murder Sheeple


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Sand begins to sing...

 

Sheeple are Sheeple

So why should it be

They and Deviants get along so awfully

Sheeple are Sheeple

So why should it be

They and Deviants get along so awfully

 

So they're different colours

And they're different creeds

And different Sheeple

Have different needs

Its obvious Deviants hate Sheep

Though they done nothing wrong

They have done nothing at all.

Murphy's Law of Computer Gaming: The listed minimum specifications written on the box by the publisher are not the minimum specifications of the game set by the developer.

 

@\NightandtheShape/@ - "Because you're a bizzare strange deranged human?"

Walsingham- "Sand - always rushing around, stirring up apathy."

Joseph Bulock - "Another headache, courtesy of Sand"

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The page is so slow for me. I actually managed to get into the game then accidentally clicked on a link forcing me to load the whole stupid thing again. :sorcerer:

 

EDIT: I like the comment from the 44 year old mother at the end of the article.

Here's the thing: I'm a 44 year old mother of many. Quit killing sheeple, skip the loser rhyme scheme and market the car to me. I'd buy it. But if it would make Toyota advertisers feel better, I'd kick the salesman and say some curse words when I signed the purchase agreement. I can be a badass, too.
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I finished the little game. Other than the art it was pretty "meh" overall. To be honest, I've always thought that Scions were pretty damn ugly. I don't think I've seen a single one that I've liked the look of.

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That's best advertising campaign EVAR! :teehee:

 

Yay, off to level 3 <3

 

edit: completed it. Why they have green blood?

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How can it be a no ob build. It has PROVEN effective. I dare you to show your builds and I will tear you apart in an arugment about how these builds will won them.

- OverPowered Godzilla (OPG)

 

 

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edit: completed it. Why they have green blood?

Maybe so they can play it in Germany?

 

As any well behaved little german kid should be able to tell you, blood can have any colour but red :teehee:

“He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice.” - Albert Einstein

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edit: completed it. Why they have green blood?

Maybe so they can play it in Germany?

 

As any well behaved little german kid should be able to tell you, blood can have any colour but red :)

 

 

Germans are still massively overcompensating for WW2.

Using a gamepad to control an FPS is like trying to fight evil through maple syrup.

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Germans are still massively overcompensating for WW2.

 

Can you blame them?

Murphy's Law of Computer Gaming: The listed minimum specifications written on the box by the publisher are not the minimum specifications of the game set by the developer.

 

@\NightandtheShape/@ - "Because you're a bizzare strange deranged human?"

Walsingham- "Sand - always rushing around, stirring up apathy."

Joseph Bulock - "Another headache, courtesy of Sand"

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Sheeple, from what I've read, are conformists. Follow everyone else like a sheep... hence sheeple. Any group could really call another group sheeple... if the group is large enough.

 

Gives the whole advertising campaign a lot of irony though as once you defeat all of the sheeple, you spread the same damn car across the town like a virus. The deviants basically become the new sheeple. :thumbsup:

 

Toyota: Buy our products or you are nothing more than sheeple deserving of extermination! :ermm:

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Funny thing is, I thought the car was pretty conformist and non-deviant. And rather ugly.

 

The art was great though. And the narrator was fine.

kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

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