I mean apes, and will they get their own planet?

I was going to create my own thread, but I'll just hijack this one.

 

My 3 demands:

1) A Collector's Edition

2) A Director's Edition

3) Cake to be included in one of the aforementioned editions.

Tale you have just disrespected so many monkeys right now that they will come kidnap you in your sleep

ninja monkeys!

w00t

Only if Kumquatq is an joinable NPC and the game features said Kumquatq engaging the ninja monkey in mortal combat.

We're all doomed if the chimps learn Chuck-Nen-Do, or Chuckjitsu.

I know it's old - but it's gold

 

The Ninja Monkey

Explosives won't stop ninja monkey thieves, though ...

Keep the faith in Crazy Kang, Mets - he'll get you places...such as the fabled Samurai Cowboy Island where no ninja monkey thief has ever dared to tread before.

THE SCI Anthem

 

Do I see a samurai flipping off?

 

Do I see a cowboy saying howdy?

 

These things are held sacred

 

To all samurais and cowboys

 

For alone we merely haul ass

 

But together we haul twice as much

 

We stick by these words forever and ever

 

For the sake of Samurai Cowboy Island.

Hmm, this heralds a new threat to the hegemony of the Ninja Pirate Island:

Enemies of NPI

Clinjas (The Clinja is a cross-breed of Ninjas and Clowns. They can frequently be found visiting malls, freeways, and lighting it up inside a small Volkswagen) are sworn enemies of Ninja Pirate Islanders

 

Like all bountiful nations, Ninja Pirate Island has a huge amount of enemies that it has accumulated over the years. They include:

• Ninjas who are not from NPI
  
• Pirates who are not from NPI
  
• Clinjas
  
• Nazis
  
• France
  
• Samurai Cowboy Island
  
• Samurai
  
• Cowboys
  
• USA
  
• Gandhi
  
• Skateboard Enthusiasts
  
• Rosie O'Donnell
  
• Fat People
  
• Bill Clinton
  
• The Current cast of Saturday Night Live
  
• That fat guy from Jackass
  
• Timothy Leary
  
• International Space Station
  
• Your Mom
  

I mean apes, and will they get their own planet?

I thought we already did.

I mean apes, and will they get their own planet?

I do believe my little Bok buddy, that it will contain the lovely little monkey spankers.

I mean apes, and will they get their own planet?

I do believe my little Bok buddy, that it will contain the lovely little monkey spankers.

Monkeys who spank or spankers of monkeys?

Monkey spankers are everywhere.

Monkey spankers are everywhere.

Kumquatq has cloned himself?

No, the chimps have cloned him and control the clones with neuro-implants.

Most important: Will there be monkeys in crates?

Any unopened crate contains the possibility of a monkey.

Opens crate and sees monkey spanking. Closes crate and runs off.

Schr

Three mods and an ex-mods spam posts in a row?

 

 

History has probably been made here, today.

Ssssh! we're speculating.

Three mods and an ex-mods spam posts in a row?

 

 

History has probably been made here, today.

I'll history YOU!