April 18, 200718 yr http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/essex/6568235.stm "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.
April 18, 200718 yr Does that qualify as a failed finalist in the Darwin Awards? OBSCVRVM PER OBSCVRIVS ET IGNOTVM PER IGNOTIVS OPVS ARTIFICEM PROBAT
April 19, 200718 yr That'll teach him. Murphy's Law of Computer Gaming: The listed minimum specifications written on the box by the publisher are not the minimum specifications of the game set by the developer. @\NightandtheShape/@ - "Because you're a bizzare strange deranged human?" Walsingham- "Sand - always rushing around, stirring up apathy." Joseph Bulock - "Another headache, courtesy of Sand"
April 19, 200718 yr I don't think that not paying attention qualifies you for Darwinia. Concious attempts at stupidly hurtful things do. Like for example being a corperate heavyweight and hiring a dominatrix to treat you like a pet in a hotel, she chains you to the bed then a fire starts three floors up. She runs you are stuck bound and gagged to be found by firemen who parade you infront of new cameras. That earns you an honorable mention. (German in origin btw) Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition! Kevin Butler will awesome your face off.
April 19, 200718 yr I don't think that not paying attention qualifies you for Darwinia. Concious attempts at stupidly hurtful things do. Like for example being a corperate heavyweight and hiring a dominatrix to treat you like a pet in a hotel, she chains you to the bed then a fire starts three floors up. She runs you are stuck bound and gagged to be found by firemen who parade you infront of new cameras. That earns you an honorable mention. (German in origin btw) That sounds not even worth of Darwin Award attention. Honorable mention would require, at least, injury or a very near miss. A fire three floors up, pfffff. Maybe if he started the fire. Edited April 19, 200718 yr by Tale "Show me a man who "plays fair" and I'll show you a very talented cheater."
April 19, 200718 yr I don't think that not paying attention qualifies you for Darwinia. Concious attempts at stupidly hurtful things do. Like for example being a corperate heavyweight and hiring a dominatrix to treat you like a pet in a hotel, she chains you to the bed then a fire starts three floors up. She runs you are stuck bound and gagged to be found by firemen who parade you infront of new cameras. That earns you an honorable mention. (German in origin btw) That sounds not even worth of Darwin Award attention. Honorable mention would require, at least, injury or a very near miss. A fire three floors up, pfffff. Maybe if he started the fire. well they added him in because if the fire had been serious he'd have burned to death in gimp gear and chained to the bed because his choice of playmates was bad. Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition! Kevin Butler will awesome your face off.
April 19, 200718 yr Author I don't think that the chap chained to teh bed ought to have expected to be abandoned in the event of a fire. It seems a bit callous. And I'm sure this youngster wasn't being stupid. It's apparently quite easy to do. I just find the image hilarious. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.
April 19, 200718 yr And I'm sure this youngster wasn't being stupid. It's apparently quite easy to do. I just find the image hilarious. I think it this calls for a physical reenactment experiment ... OBSCVRVM PER OBSCVRIVS ET IGNOTVM PER IGNOTIVS OPVS ARTIFICEM PROBAT
April 20, 200718 yr Author Nuhhuh. There's no way you are catapulting me into the belltower of a church. Again. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.
April 20, 200718 yr Nuhhuh. There's no way you are catapulting me into the belltower of a church. Again. but the pictures are starting to loose their golliness... Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition! Kevin Butler will awesome your face off.
April 20, 200718 yr Author Nuhhuh. There's no way you are catapulting me into the belltower of a church. Again. but the pictures are starting to loose their golliness... I don't think it would be so humorous again, because you'd be unlikely to catch my baffled expression as I reached for the pie-bait just as the elastic tightened. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.
April 20, 200718 yr Nuhhuh. There's no way you are catapulting me into the belltower of a church. Again. What if there are dancing girls and tasty treats? OBSCVRVM PER OBSCVRIVS ET IGNOTVM PER IGNOTIVS OPVS ARTIFICEM PROBAT
April 20, 200718 yr Author Nuhhuh. There's no way you are catapulting me into the belltower of a church. Again. What if there are dancing girls and tasty treats? If you think they can dance around the snare cord then it may work. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.
April 20, 200718 yr Nuhhuh. There's no way you are catapulting me into the belltower of a church. Again. What if there are dancing girls and tasty treats? If you think they can dance around the snare cord then it may work. theres candy on the ledge... Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition! Kevin Butler will awesome your face off.
April 21, 200718 yr Author Nuhhuh. There's no way you are catapulting me into the belltower of a church. Again. What if there are dancing girls and tasty treats? If you think they can dance around the snare cord then it may work. theres candy on the ledge... Candy? *pitpatpitpatpitpatpitpatsnickt* eeeeeeUUUURGGHHHHHHHH! *zoing* You rotten swines! "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.
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