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That'll teach him. :thumbsup:

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I don't think that not paying attention qualifies you for Darwinia. Concious attempts at stupidly hurtful things do.

 

Like for example being a corperate heavyweight and hiring a dominatrix to treat you like a pet in a hotel, she chains you to the bed then a fire starts three floors up. She runs you are stuck bound and gagged to be found by firemen who parade you infront of new cameras. That earns you an honorable mention. (German in origin btw)

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I don't think that not paying attention qualifies you for Darwinia. Concious attempts at stupidly hurtful things do.

 

Like for example being a corperate heavyweight and hiring a dominatrix to treat you like a pet in a hotel, she chains you to the bed then a fire starts three floors up. She runs you are stuck bound and gagged to be found by firemen who parade you infront of new cameras. That earns you an honorable mention. (German in origin btw)

 

That sounds not even worth of Darwin Award attention. Honorable mention would require, at least, injury or a very near miss. A fire three floors up, pfffff.

 

Maybe if he started the fire.

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I don't think that not paying attention qualifies you for Darwinia. Concious attempts at stupidly hurtful things do.

 

Like for example being a corperate heavyweight and hiring a dominatrix to treat you like a pet in a hotel, she chains you to the bed then a fire starts three floors up. She runs you are stuck bound and gagged to be found by firemen who parade you infront of new cameras. That earns you an honorable mention. (German in origin btw)

 

That sounds not even worth of Darwin Award attention. Honorable mention would require, at least, injury or a very near miss. A fire three floors up, pfffff.

 

Maybe if he started the fire.

well they added him in because if the fire had been serious he'd have burned to death in gimp gear and chained to the bed because his choice of playmates was bad.

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I don't think that the chap chained to teh bed ought to have expected to be abandoned in the event of a fire. It seems a bit callous.

 

And I'm sure this youngster wasn't being stupid. It's apparently quite easy to do. I just find the image hilarious.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

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Nuhhuh. There's no way you are catapulting me into the belltower of a church.

 

Again.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

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Nuhhuh. There's no way you are catapulting me into the belltower of a church.

 

Again.

but the pictures are starting to loose their golliness...

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Nuhhuh. There's no way you are catapulting me into the belltower of a church.

 

Again.

but the pictures are starting to loose their golliness...

 

I don't think it would be so humorous again, because you'd be unlikely to catch my baffled expression as I reached for the pie-bait just as the elastic tightened.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

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Nuhhuh. There's no way you are catapulting me into the belltower of a church.

 

Again.

What if there are dancing girls and tasty treats?

 

If you think they can dance around the snare cord then it may work.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

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tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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Nuhhuh. There's no way you are catapulting me into the belltower of a church.

 

Again.

What if there are dancing girls and tasty treats?

 

If you think they can dance around the snare cord then it may work.

theres candy on the ledge...

Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition!

 

Kevin Butler will awesome your face off.

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Nuhhuh. There's no way you are catapulting me into the belltower of a church.

 

Again.

What if there are dancing girls and tasty treats?

 

If you think they can dance around the snare cord then it may work.

theres candy on the ledge...

 

Candy? :skeptical:

 

*pitpatpitpatpitpatpitpatsnickt*

 

eeeeeeUUUURGGHHHHHHHH!

 

*zoing*

 

 

You rotten swines!

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

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tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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