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........ i dont know whether to appluad him for original thinking or not.

Strength through Mercy

Head Torturor of the Cult of the Anti-gnome

Depending on the reason for the divorce thats awesome. If he's like some sort of wife beating adulterer, then he's a dumbass. If she's a money grubbing whore, I applaud.

The area between the balls and the butt is a hotbed of terrorist activity.

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I wonder if they have a family pet... :shifty:

“He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice.” - Albert Einstein
 

Definitely the TV. It's worth more than the washer, dryer, and the oven combined.

 

And I mean, come on, what kind of idiot would take the home appliances instead of the TV. It's not like he's a woman.

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RIP

Isn't it like Solomon's choice: the husband cuts the house and the wife gets to choose which half? :p

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I guess it beats sawing the wife in half.

Murphy's Law of Computer Gaming: The listed minimum specifications written on the box by the publisher are not the minimum specifications of the game set by the developer.

 

@\NightandtheShape/@ - "Because you're a bizzare strange deranged human?"

Walsingham- "Sand - always rushing around, stirring up apathy."

Joseph Bulock - "Another headache, courtesy of Sand"

He could sell tickets to that (as long as she walks away after the trick ...)

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I should have done that...

"While it is true you learn with age, the down side is what you often learn is what a damn fool you were before"

Thomas Sowell

Haha, awesome.

 

:brows:

 

I wonder if the wife will press charges, if the house was going to her in the settlement.

Haha, awesome.

 

:brows:

 

I wonder if the wife will press charges, if the house was going to her in the settlement.

In that case, couldn't he just dump "his" half back on the property again?

 

The court better be careful with their wording in this case... :sorcerer:

“He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice.” - Albert Einstein
 

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