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Depending on the reason for the divorce thats awesome. If he's like some sort of wife beating adulterer, then he's a dumbass. If she's a money grubbing whore, I applaud.

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I wonder if they have a family pet... :shifty:

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Definitely the TV. It's worth more than the washer, dryer, and the oven combined.

 

And I mean, come on, what kind of idiot would take the home appliances instead of the TV. It's not like he's a woman.

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Isn't it like Solomon's choice: the husband cuts the house and the wife gets to choose which half? :p

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I guess it beats sawing the wife in half.

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I should have done that...

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Haha, awesome.

 

:brows:

 

I wonder if the wife will press charges, if the house was going to her in the settlement.

In that case, couldn't he just dump "his" half back on the property again?

 

The court better be careful with their wording in this case... :sorcerer:

“He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice.” - Albert Einstein
 

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