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Happy belated Birthday, may you bath naked with the teen celebrity of your choice in the fountains of mirth

People laugh when I say that I think a jellyfish is one of the most beautiful things in the world. What they don't understand is, I mean a jellyfish with long, blond hair.

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Mmmm... sangria. I'm sipping from my big bottle of burgundy tonight.

 

i started off with burgundy and then hit the harder stuff

everybody said they'd stand behind me when the game got rough

but there was no one there, man, there was nobody even there to bluff

i'm goin back to new york city, i do believe i've had enough

 

 

 

 

Oh, and Richard Cheese rules.

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baby, take off your beret

everyone's a critic and most people are DJs

Get a lap dance for your birthday present?

No, because for the most part I think peelers are evil.

I always get a lapdance for my B-Day. Then again, it's not always with women... :o

 

:)

With enough birthday sangria, it all becomes relative :cool:

No no no no no! Having only one knob, I definitely keep track of who's 'slobing' it. o:)" Not enuf Sangria in the world to mistake the gender of your 'lap-mate'. ;)

May the lice fall from your beard.

They only just escaped from his crotch and you're wishing they return there? :) Didn't they dine poorly enuf when they were there before? :p"

 

 

Happy Birthday BTW :geek:

Ruminations...

 

When a man has no Future, the Present passes too quickly to be assimilated and only the static Past has value.

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So.... did you party like it was your birthday? Or maybe you drank Bacardi like it was, in fact, your birthday?

baby, take off your beret

everyone's a critic and most people are DJs

No sanguis?

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Hades was the life of the party. RIP You'll be missed.

My celebrations were more bud based than alcohol inspired.

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Jaguars4ever is still alive.  No word of a lie.

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Well, I'm sure "Fitty" would approve of that, too. :p

baby, take off your beret

everyone's a critic and most people are DJs

By 'Fitty', are you meaning 'Grapefruit' Drabs?

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Jaguars4ever is still alive.  No word of a lie.

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Actually I was referring to the rapper with the bullet holes who did that ubiquitous "In Da Club" tune: 50 Cent.

 

I tried to spell it phonetically, but I guess I just lost you. Anyway, I referenced the lyrics a post or two back ("We gonna party like it's yo birfday, we gon drink Bacardi like it's yo birfday").

baby, take off your beret

everyone's a critic and most people are DJs

Whoops, missed this thread.

 

 

Happy Birthday!!!!

Aha, I see Drabek. I was worried I was going to explain 'Grapefruit' to the board this morning.

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Jaguars4ever is still alive.  No word of a lie.

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Heh heh that would be tricky... all right back to work.

baby, take off your beret

everyone's a critic and most people are DJs

* contemplates the resonanaces of grapefruits *

 

And so another topic manages to survive without becoming a parody of itself.

 

Well done all involved.

OBSCVRVM PER OBSCVRIVS ET IGNOTVM PER IGNOTIVS

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