September 18, 200619 yr I am 1.92024 meters tall. <-------Damn thats a pain, you wacky wacky metric users. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Wacky? There This post is not to be enjoyed, discussed, or referenced on company time.
September 18, 200619 yr I am 1.92024 meters tall. <-------Damn thats a pain, you wacky wacky metric users. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> That means you are 0.000096012 circumferences of the Earth. ) OBSCVRVM PER OBSCVRIVS ET IGNOTVM PER IGNOTIVS OPVS ARTIFICEM PROBAT
September 18, 200619 yr According to some random site (which is probably wrong but, whatever) I'm 177cm tall. Go me. \o/ Just because you're a bit thinner than your even fatter mum it doesn't mean you're in excellent physical shape, if you could fit through the door and view the normal people you'd notice that cheeseburger boy. Squid suck.
September 18, 200619 yr According to some random site (which is probably wrong but, whatever) I'm 177cm tall. Go me. \o/ That's less than 0.000955725 Nautical Miles Poor you :'( “He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice.” - Albert Einstein
September 18, 200619 yr Speaking of light years I remember when a friend of mine was totally convinced that a light year was when a lamp had been switched on for one full year. He refused to buy the explanation we had. To his defense he was like twelve years old, but still... Edited September 18, 200619 yr by Checkpoint ^Yes, that is a good observation, Checkpoint. /God
September 19, 200619 yr Author way to destroy youth I asked 4 teenagers what the 3rd planet from the sun was and only one got it
September 19, 200619 yr way to destroy youth I asked 4 teenagers what the 3rd planet from the sun was and only one got it <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Try asking them what the 9th planet from the sun is next time. "
September 19, 200619 yr Asteroid number 13434-zero. @Topic: Evil Dutch are poisoning their population ... " Sex toy warningSeven out of eight toys analysed for Greenpeace Netherlands contained high levels of chemicals that had been linked with hormone and reproductive disturbances. The study showed that phthalates, which are used to soften plastics, accounted for between a quarter and a half the weight of the offending items, which included [long bendy cylindrical things] and vibrators. NewScientist, 16 September 2006, p5 OBSCVRVM PER OBSCVRIVS ET IGNOTVM PER IGNOTIVS OPVS ARTIFICEM PROBAT
September 20, 200619 yr Author Not only should this be a boon to all Dutch men, it can only cause a drastic increase in "I'm going to her Neter Land" jokes Dutch got a few hot supermodels too. this is a good day gentleman
September 20, 200619 yr Only if they start exporting them to where you live ... " OBSCVRVM PER OBSCVRIVS ET IGNOTVM PER IGNOTIVS OPVS ARTIFICEM PROBAT
September 20, 200619 yr Author If they are models, they tend to export themselves to New York, bless that city Edited September 20, 200619 yr by kumquatq3
September 21, 200619 yr At almost 15 years old I'm 5' 9" or 175.26 cm for you dirty metrics. I guess that's ok, right? Still got 3 or so years to grow.
September 21, 200619 yr At almost 15 years old I'm 5' 9" or 175.26 cm for you dirty metrics. I guess that's ok, right? Still got 3 or so years to grow. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> That depends on alot of factors, diet, polution, if your able to stop playing with yourself all the time. A nitrogen rich diet assures growth, mixing bat guano in your cereal may ensure that you surpass your current girlish height. People laugh when I say that I think a jellyfish is one of the most beautiful things in the world. What they don't understand is, I mean a jellyfish with long, blond hair.
September 21, 200619 yr The dutch may be tall but they also have good music. (w00t) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Why thank you Anything in particular you talking about here Hades?
September 21, 200619 yr I am 6'2" and I have a large pee pee. I put this down to drinking and smoking too much, eating too much crap and not doing enough exercise. I will outlive you all. Dirty deeds done cheap.
September 21, 200619 yr I am 6'2" and I have a large pee pee. I put this down to drinking and smoking too much, eating too much crap and not doing enough exercise. I will outlive you all. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> And that is the most suitable punishment I can think of. OBSCVRVM PER OBSCVRIVS ET IGNOTVM PER IGNOTIVS OPVS ARTIFICEM PROBAT
September 21, 200619 yr I am 6'2" and I have a large pee pee. I put this down to drinking and smoking too much, eating too much crap and not doing enough exercise. I will outlive you all. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> See, that's what I thought too until I got hit real hard. That kinda stuff is the kinda stuff that you don't see coming, so I'm afraid meta's punishment won't be executed. In fact, I think meta will outlive us all. Whether or not it's a punishment I'll leave to meta himself to judge. ^Yes, that is a good observation, Checkpoint. /God
September 21, 200619 yr Cigarettes are a leading cause of impotence. BBC News tinfoil hat wearing and chemtrails During an erection, large quantities of blood flow, under pressure, into the penile arteries. This causes the veins which drain the **** to become compressed, so preventing the immediate outflow of blood. This process is significantly impaired by smoking.Less blood flows into the [pee pee] if the inflow route is blocked by long term build-up of fatty deposits in the arteries (atherosclerosis) caused, in part, by smoking. Rapid contractions in penile tissue, a direct an immediate result of nicotine stimulation in the brain, restrict arterial blood flow into the [pee pee]. This is known as acute vasospasm. The valve mechanism that traps blood in the [pee pee] is impaired as a result of nicotine in the blood stream. This is known as venous dilation. WARNING: SMOKING CAUSES MALE SEXUAL IMPOTENCE WARNING: SMOKING DAMAGES SPERM WARNING: SMOKING MAY DAMAGE YOUR SEX-LIFE OBSCVRVM PER OBSCVRIVS ET IGNOTVM PER IGNOTIVS OPVS ARTIFICEM PROBAT
September 21, 200619 yr Conspiracy theories by the zionist bleeding heart liberals. My erection can knock holes in cheap wooden doors. This is enabled by the buildup of formaldehyde contained in every cigarette. Edited September 21, 200619 yr by Kroney Dirty deeds done cheap.
September 21, 200619 yr Even if Meta should do the impossible an actually get cheated of his immortality, he'll just return as a blue glowie thingie instead. DENMARK! It appears that I have not yet found a sig to replace the one about me not being banned... interesting.
September 21, 200619 yr The dutch may be tall but they also have good music. (w00t) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Why thank you Anything in particular you talking about here Hades? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Dreamside. I am really getting into their music. Harvey
September 21, 200619 yr The Dutch have nice wooden shoes. Hades was the life of the party. RIP You'll be missed.
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