Wasn't Dave Lombardo kicked out of Slayer for being too drunk to do the whole "all double kickdrum, all the time" thing Slayer does?

 

 

 

Ryan Adams - A Kiss Before I Go

NOFX -- Go To Work Wasted

Leonard Cohen - I'm Your Man

NOFX -- The Brews

 

I'm sure Israel's military listens to this before any battle,

 

"We got the might, psycho mashuganas

We can't lose a fight, as we are the chosen ones

Chutspah, we battle then we feast

We celebrate, we'll separate our milkplates from our meat

 

We're the Brews

Sportin' anti-swastika tattoos

Oi Oi we're the boys

Orthodox, hesidic, O.G. Ois"

Nah, he came back in 2001, a shame in and of itself, Fantomas and, hell, even Grip Inc. are 1000 times better than old deflated Slayer. Christ Illusion, his first album with the band since re-joining, sounds like a third-rate comedy CD made by some amateur chums over the internet. Who can forget such honest, gut-wrenching lines like,

 

Religion is hate

Religion is fear

Religion is war

 

Religion is rape

Religion's obscene

Religion's a whore

 

 

Or

 

The desolace of Jesus Christ

There never was a sacrifice

To land him on the crucifix

He rode the cup of purity

Infectious in facility

I've made my choice

Six six six

 

And even,

 

Christ that breeds the pedophiles

Don't pray for the priest

Conviction finds a lonely child

And preys on the weak

You think your soul needs to be saved

I think you're ****ing miles away

Scream out loud here's where you begin

Forgive me father, For I have sinned

 

Ah, yes, Slayer, the band that never grows old, in spirit, music and mental capacity. I'm thinking 13, all Gothed up and ready to Rock & Roll. A schoolgirl serving at the altar of Satan, constructed in her Mamma's basement.

You just summed up the awesomeness of slayer.

 

 

The Gathering - Mandylion

I'm sorry, but drunken retards are only funny in the context of self-parody. Slayer sounds, acts, and smells like a lobotomized pencil pusher who's just discovered the Dark Lord Beelzebub, whining and indignant self-abuse. They're Bright Eyes for middle-aged dorks relieving their teenage days of glory, when wifey could still boogie-woogie without her ass falling down 3 flats in one glorious swoop.

 

NOFX - The Decline

 

 

I hear they played this one live on tour, strangely enough, the only NOFX album I listen to at least once a month.

I don't have The Decline. Maybe I should get it.

 

 

Leonard Cohen - Chelsea Hotel #2

 

I remember you well in the Chelsea Hotel

you were famous, your heart was a legend.

You told me again you preferred handsome men

but for me you would make an exception.

And clenching your fist for the ones like us

who are oppressed by the figures of beauty,

you fixed yourself, you said, "Well never mind,

we are ugly but we have the music."

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And then you got away, didn't you babe?

I don't mean to suggest that I loved you the best,

I can't keep track of each fallen robin.

I remember you well in the Chelsea Hotel,

that's all, I don't even think of you that often.

Size Queen- Kyuss

 

 

...then I want to be your dog- the stooges

Speaking of Queens, are all the members of the band gay, or just the one?

Assuming you are talking about the band Queen, at least Roger Taylor is gay too.

Wanted Dead or Alive -- Bon Jovi

Wanted Dead or Alive  --  Bon Jovi

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Everytime I go to karoke I sing that and Kenny Loggin's Danger Zone.

 

 

 

Bob Dylan -- Corina Corina

Bring The Noize-Public Enemy

Hahaha.... "Danger Zone"

 

That song is a classic. The last time I karaoked (if that's even a verb) was Cheap Trick, "I Want You to Want Me." It wasn't my choice, in fact the girl that chose it actually wanted "Surrender" but they didn't have it.

 

 

Anyway, KISS - Strutter (which would be a great karaoke song in its own right)

 

i know a thing or two about her

i know she'll only make you cry-ieeeee

George Thorogood and The Destroyers

Pussycat Dolls - Sway

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M1/Messy Marv - U Ain't The Only 1 from the can't sell dope forever mixtape. Dead Prez are back yall!

New Madonna song.

 

Not bad actually, imo.

Twilight Singers - Number Nine

New Madonna song.

 

Not bad actually, imo.

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Dude.

 

Just...dude.

 

Pink Floyd- Money

 

Money...it's a hit, don't give me that do goody good bullsh*t...

Speaking of Queens, are all the members of the band gay, or just the one?

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In Queens of the Stone Age/Kyuss, none of the members are gay.

 

Although, if you are in search of a good band with two gay band members, you might wanna check out Husker Du.

 

Fire and Rain- James Taylor

Dude.

 

Just...dude.

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Radiohead--Let Down