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'Cause Michael Jackson bugs her? Haha! See? BUGS! Haha. It's a pun. Vey funny. Don't mind me.

Not sure why, but I suddenly find myself possessed with an all consuming homicidal urge. :thumbsup:

 

Completely unrelated to the above post, I'm sure. 100% positive. Without a doubt. Certain to an almost ridiculous degree.

 

 

 

 

Ok, it's the post. :ph34r: j/k dude

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I had thought that some of nature's journeymen had made men and not made them well, for they imitated humanity so abominably. - Book of Counted Sorrows

 

'Cause I won't know the man that kills me

and I don't know these men I kill

but we all wind up on the same side

'cause ain't none of us doin' god's will.

- Everlast

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Well, except the homicidee.

I had thought that some of nature's journeymen had made men and not made them well, for they imitated humanity so abominably. - Book of Counted Sorrows

 

'Cause I won't know the man that kills me

and I don't know these men I kill

but we all wind up on the same side

'cause ain't none of us doin' god's will.

- Everlast

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I don't hide human body parts in my pillow, if that's what you're trying to imply.

 

In fact, I have no idea whatsoever you're talking about.

 

 

Which body parts do you think are more comfortable to lie your head on? Personally, I think thighs are best.

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Buttocks.

It's comfy alright, but it also farts. :thumbsup:

 

 

Not if they're alone inside a pillow!

"My hovercraft is full of eels!" - Hungarian tourist
I am Dan Quayle of the Romans.
I want to tattoo a map of the Netherlands on my nether lands.
Heja Sverige!!
Everyone should cuffawkle more.
The wrench is your friend. :bat:

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Well, female breasts are okay too. But they're best when accompanied by a head, so that you can lie with your head just under her chin and feel the breasts more like against your neck. That rocks. Get me one of those pillows.

^Yes, that is a good observation, Checkpoint. /God

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Well, female breasts are okay too. But they're best when accompanied by a head, so that you can lie with your head just under her chin and feel the breasts more like against your neck. That rocks. Get me one of those pillows.

I was pretty sure they are already on the market and after a quick google search:

 

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'Cause Michael Jackson bugs her? Haha! See? BUGS! Haha. It's a pun. Vey funny. Don't mind me.

No, it's the dust mask he likes to wear. I envision him sleeping with the things on.

But he does bug me...haha.

“Things are as they are. Looking out into the universe at night, we make no comparisons between right and wrong stars, nor between well and badly arranged constellations.” – Alan Watts
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