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Diogo Ribeiro

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Since I was born bvefore VGA graphcis were invented, Ill have a lot of fun with this :x

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Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture.

 

"I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. "

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HR.com is the best thing since baked bread...or Torment.

kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

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I'm stuck. I have blood and corn and am standing in the middle of the village of Westerberg. 11/36

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kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

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Since I was born bvefore VGA graphcis were invented, Ill have a lot of fun with this :thumbsup:

 

 

Hercules FTW?

"My hovercraft is full of eels!" - Hungarian tourist
I am Dan Quayle of the Romans.
I want to tattoo a map of the Netherlands on my nether lands.
Heja Sverige!!
Everyone should cuffawkle more.
The wrench is your friend. :bat:

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>look inside log

>There art not much left inside the log except some dank log insides

>get log insides

>Dost though really think thou art going to use DANK LOG INSIDES later on in this game?

>yes

>Thou're art not very goodst at thist gamest.

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RIP

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If you come across a way to harness the power of the corn, post it by all means.

 

Best part so far is the narrow, absolutely flyerless and relatively personless street. :D

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kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

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No puedo hacerlo. Lo siento, Dungeonhombre

 

:thumbsup:

kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

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I finished it! The flask will forever be mine! (w00t)

"My hovercraft is full of eels!" - Hungarian tourist
I am Dan Quayle of the Romans.
I want to tattoo a map of the Netherlands on my nether lands.
Heja Sverige!!
Everyone should cuffawkle more.
The wrench is your friend. :bat:

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Nevermind. 27/36

kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

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Me too. T'was fun.

 

How did I miss? Well, "use the corn on bird" and "look inside log" never occurred to me. Not to mention the fact that dying in the pot a couple of times was very educational.

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kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

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For the blood:

 

 

The command is use ketchup self. If you have no idea why you need blood on yourself then you aren't in the right place, make sure you complete everything North of crossroads and then in town.

 

 

THE FLASK IS TEH MINE!

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Do you have thy bird?

kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

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I typed

use blood bloody head

.

 

That worked too.

 

I got stuck because I kept trying to type what I wanted to do after it asked me how I'd use it, that seemed logical, use blood, type what you want to do with it at the prompt.

 

Meh.

DEADSIGS.jpg

RIP

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For the blood:

 

 

The command is use ketchup self. If you have no idea why you need blood on yourself then you aren't in the right place, make sure you complete everything North of crossroads and then in town.

 

 

THE FLASK IS TEH MINE!

 

Thanks so dingoing much, you wonderful person!

 

No, seriously, I knew what had to happen but I kept typing things like

use ketchup > face or use ketchup > head, I went through like twenty different versions. Hell, I even typed 'put ketchup on face' and it didn't work.

 

 

Now I got 38 out of 38.

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