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What's wrong with Denmark?

kumquatq3
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Did anyone else see this! :-

 

"Unless the Danish clean up their act, they will have no choice but to travel the world with Finish flags on their backpacks" *

 

Colbert: "Denmark is the cesspool of Scandinavia"

 

* I know it has two n's, but I'm a rebel like that

 

I suspect there will be clips of it all on the Daily Show website tomarrow.

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So that's how a small nation gets mentioned on US tv, you just gotta piss off some one billion people! ;)

DENMARK!

 

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Found it Part 1 :lol:

 

Can't wait for part 2. :D

DENMARK!

 

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"Unless the Danish clean up their act, they will have no choice but to travel the world with Finish flags on their backpacks" *

Hey, we got a nice flag. God Himself gave it to us at Lyndanisse (Estonia) in 1219 to show, that we were his chosen people :blink:

“He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice.” - Albert Einstein
 

Hillarious :blink:

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"Unless the Danish clean up their act, they will have no choice but to travel the world with Finish flags on their backpacks" *

Hey, we got a nice flag. God Himself gave it to us at Lyndanisse (Estonia) in 1219 to show, that we were his chosen people o:)

It was also a banner used in the early Crusades... guess they just love it in the middle east huh? :lol:

DENMARK!

 

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What's wrong with Denmark? It has Danish in it?

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What's wrong with Denmark? It has Danish in it?

 

The question mark at the end of the second line kind of ruined it for me.

Amusing.

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Sometimes, when The Daily show and Colbert Report is REALLy good, I find myself in a state that can only be described as a hypercharged cosmic orgasm of laughter. Like when Colbert said

 

"Dont you think its just a tad hypocritical of Christians to speak against capital punishment? I mean, if it wasnt for the death sentence, you guys wouldnt even have a religion in the first place!"

 

:rolleyes:

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"I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. "

What really made this segment good is that they actually went to Denmark, usually it's always blue screen set thingie. But at least they, unlike 60 minutes, don't appear to believe that this is some kind of small fantasy kingdom where everyone is in the Life Guard who can't get enough of the Little Mermaid.

 

I lost all my respect for 60 minutes there and then.

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DENMARK!

 

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^ I know, when your clearly a bunch of Euro hippies that can't get enough of the Little Mermaid (which tourist, likely american, behead)

 

 

The 2nd part didn't air last night, not sure what the deal is

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^ I know, when your clearly a bunch of Euro hippies that can't get enough of the Little Mermaid (which tourist, likely american, behead)

 

 

The 2nd part didn't air last night, not sure what the deal is

I know you're not likely gonna believe this, but I've actually never seen 'her' in person, and I live only some 30 km away. I'm more into statues of kings and that ****. :p

DENMARK!

 

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^ I know, when your clearly a bunch of Euro hippies that can't get enough of the Little Mermaid (which tourist, likely american, behead)

 

 

The 2nd part didn't air last night, not sure what the deal is

I know you're not likely gonna believe this, but I've actually never seen 'her' in person, and I live only some 30 km away. I'm more into statues of kings and that ****. :p

Wait ... you guys have a mermaid ..? :)

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^ I know, when your clearly a bunch of Euro hippies that can't get enough of the Little Mermaid (which tourist, likely american, behead)

 

 

The 2nd part didn't air last night, not sure what the deal is

I know you're not likely gonna believe this, but I've actually never seen 'her' in person, and I live only some 30 km away. I'm more into statues of kings and that ****. :p

Wait ... you guys have a mermaid ..? :)

 

only a little one

^ I know, when your clearly a bunch of Euro hippies that can't get enough of the Little Mermaid (which tourist, likely american, behead)

 

 

The 2nd part didn't air last night, not sure what the deal is

I know you're not likely gonna believe this, but I've actually never seen 'her' in person, and I live only some 30 km away. I'm more into statues of kings and that ****. 8)

 

 

Don't worry, the mermaid is not very impressive. It's tiny, it's in the middle of nowhere and I remember having to walk for a really long time just to get to it.

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Oh I know that it's tiny, it amazes me how many are tricked into visiting this place because of 'her'. :huh:

DENMARK!

 

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My thoughts exactly. I feel like I was suckered into seeing it. :huh:

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I would think the royal palace and stuff like that be more of a tourist attraction, instead of some small metallic girl sitting on a rock. :huh:

DENMARK!

 

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Oh I know that it's tiny, it amazes me how many are tricked into visiting this place because of 'her'.  :huh:

Isn't that sort of the deal with mermaids... tricking people into approaching them ?!? :-"

“He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice.” - Albert Einstein
 

Damn you Hans Christian Andersen!

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I find it kind of sad

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Oh I know that it's tiny, it amazes me how many are tricked into visiting this place because of 'her'.  :)

Isn't that sort of the deal with mermaids... tricking people into approaching them ?!? :-"

 

You're thinking of Sirens :lol: (Edit: or was that the joke, just caught the whistle face)

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Or women in general.

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Speaking of, I'm in love with a model from the Netherlands.

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