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I hate cellphones. I don'r lik the idea of wherever I go some jack ass can bother me.  Also I hate people who have cellphones who don't turn them off prior going into the movie theatre.  Talk about rude.  Also I have a dislike of cars.  I don't drive.  I don't need to drive.  I LOVE MASS TRANSIT!

 

More peeople should use mass transit as much as possible.

I occassionally keep my mobile on in the cinema (never in the opera or theatre) because I AM SO BUSY AND IMPORTANT. I do, however, only use vibrate, so that I do not disturb anyone else; I take the call outside.

 

Cars are, amongst other things, steerable, lockable compartments. A few journeys on the lovely British Victorian-age mass transit system is enough to demonstrate its many flaws. (Chiefly punctuality, cost and convenience; but apart from that it is great.)

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Ah, I've thought of a technology that I dislike. I don't like electric razors.

Automatic Milkers for Cows, etc.

And I find it kind of funny

I find it kind of sad

The dreams in which I'm dying

Are the best I've ever had

Ah, I've thought of a technology that I dislike. I don't like electric razors.

What about beard-trimmers?

 

Right now I must have a beard-trimmer. Years ago an electric razor was mandatory for me to get to work on time. Now I just have a permanent designer stubble. :cool:

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Designer stubble, eh? Nice. Hm. I've never used a beard-trimmer. I think it may be alright, except that I would probably wear the blades out too quickly.

New Ceramic blades never need sharpening!

Saves shaving. I hate shaving. I heard an apocraphal story about a gneder-reassignment candidate who was asked what was worse, the monthly cycle or shaving. S/he said shaving was worse.

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New Ceramic blades never need sharpening!

My facial hair is a carbon/Gundanium blend.

 

Saves shaving. I hate shaving. I heard an apocraphal story about a gender-reassignment candidate who was asked what was worse, the monthly cycle or shaving. S/he said shaving was worse.

God, I hate shaving. I can believe it's worse.

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Thats nothing, my facial hair can withstand and contain supernovae

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Shaving is such a chore.

I have to agree with Volourn.  Bioware is pretty much dead now.  Deals like this kills development studios.

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Damn Surreptishus! :-"

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Reminds me of an old comic where Superman grew facial hair after being exposed to red K. It took Krypto and Supergirls combined heat vision to shave him.

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I have to agree with Volourn.  Bioware is pretty much dead now.  Deals like this kills development studios.

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My Wings are like a Shield of Steel.

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Electric razors cause that irritating "blue chin" effect which realy sucks a throbbing one. Unfortunately I don't have the face for blades.

master of my domain

 

Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo.

I cant use an electric razor without it ripping my face off. Blades are fine though, go figure.

But only the finest blade of a mystical katana wrought of unknown metal in an unknown place.

That Japanese dude from Kill Bill?

DENMARK!

 

It appears that I have not yet found a sig to replace the one about me not being banned... interesting.

Hanzo Hattori? no, that was for girls. The sword of which I am speaking was forged by the god Jee'Leht

... Is that the quattro or quintuple blade?

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Mach 5

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

I still have a triple blade, because the quattros weren't released when I bought them ...

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We have arrived at that point in time to move along in our lives after the premature death of a thread. The parasitic spam did the evil deed.

 

Memento Mori

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Hades was the life of the party. RIP You'll be missed.

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