Sion would pwnage

they both would get flattened by the Batmobile

And before he could get back to the Batcave, Abraham Lincoln would come out of his grave.

Chuck Norris would then come down from Heaven and kick their asses

Wow! dose that mean Lord Revan was a failure?

Edited March 15, 200619 yr by Masta Revan

No, it means you suck.

I'd say Malak since Sion's death was more pathetic. 'You are beautiful to me...' Sounds like he needed a hug or something before drawing his last breath...

Or maybe just a jar of skin cream.

Or maybe he wanted what's in Draken's sig... It's only natural.

Well, give the guy some credit. He spent five years hunting Jedi down. Unless some of his assassins are chicks, I doubt he got any ass. And then the female Exile comes along, shaking her bootylicious polygon behind... I mean, what man could resist those pixels after that long of a drought?

Yeah. And the guy would probably have unlimited stamina for it, too. Seems like a waste of abilities.

Well, give the guy some credit. He spent five years hunting Jedi down. Unless some of his assassins are chicks, I doubt he got any ass. And then the female Exile comes along, shaking her bootylicious polygon behind... I mean, what man could resist those pixels after that long of a drought?

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Good point. Looks like I misjudged him after all. Both Malak and Sion are total pansies, but at least Sion is a pimp who simply lacks game. Malak had Bastila and female Revan and didn't even make a move on any of the two...

 

@Mothman - I don't know. Assuming all the necessary pieces are intact, but remember that it's pain that's keeping him together. A little pleasure and he just might fall apart... :D

Edited March 15, 200619 yr by julianw

You know how some guys get a twitch when they're nervous? Malak doesn't twitch; he shocks people with Force Lightning.

 

"Hey, uh, Bastila...can I ask you something?"

"Sure, Malak. What is it?"

"Uh...*Force Lightnings her*"

back on topic

 

Malak would own Sion with the quickness.

back on topic

 

Malak would own Sion with the quickness.

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It depends on who has the higher dexterity. Since Sion doesn't wear a shirt, he gets an automatic +1 bonus.

im pretty sure my exile and revan will combine, like the power rangers, then pwn both of them, then chuck norris will eat the 'ex-van'

No, it means you suck.

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Hey what do you mean I suck. I don't mean me in general when it comes to playing the game I meant before revan lost His/Her memory. Duh

Sion only needs moisturizer to look normal. A bit may flesh might help...

 

But Malak? He needs a whole jaw. Pity.

 

Then again, Sion beats up old ladies...

 

...while Malak chains young ladies to tables and 'breaks them'. Kinky much?

 

Meh. They both lose.

Sion's a pathetic excuse for a Sith Lord if I ever saw one. All you got to say is "Kreia likes me more!" and he'll cry

BTW Malak would send his apprentices, droids (all available) and his mother against Sion soon after he would see that he's loosing against him so Sion would have to go thru all that to beat Malak.

even with the missing jaw Malak would beat the tar out of Sion. Sion was wanting to be Kreia's apprentice again and cried when the exile was chosen over him. Malak wanted to destroy Revan from the start. That alone shows who is the better Sith Lord.

yeah, revan

Revan pwns.

 

Malak. Sion couldn't beat Malak, or he would've seized control of the sith.

i vote jar-jar binks...the sheer annoyance would drive malak and sion crazy

bet you 20 dollars, that you joined obsidian forum community just to say that off topic remark...

bet you 20 dollars, that you joined obsidian forum community just to say that off topic remark...

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i will also put twenty down on it.