The Atomic Death Force, or (TADF, but I will never call it that.) Is holding try-outs. It is a superhero/crimefighting internet group started by me and Captain Death. We are holding try-outs as we need two more Superhero members, and possibly a few junior deputies. Any thing to add Captain Deat?

 

 

In one paragraph or more, tell us why you should be allowed to join, and what special skills you can bring to the table.

Actually lets have more than 2 extra members. We'll need all the help we can get, btw are you still The Atomic Kid?

Yes. And thats why I said we will need deputies, just incase we greenlight more memberships than we originally said.

Would we be a gloom and doom superhero team? You know, the kind where nobody smiles, is depressed a lot and has nothing positive to add? 'Cos you know, thats real cool. And can we fly off the handle and go balistic anytime we want? Do we get the choice to go party instead of fighting crime? What's the leather situation like? Does the superteam dress code allow for dominatrix gear?

Judges? I'm ok with it.

There are not enough periods in an ellipsis to express my thoughts.

There are not enough periods in an ellipsis to express my thoughts.

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Is that a yes?

This, of course, is not relevant if I don't get in.

 

 

*Thinks hard of a character*

Btw we do actually have a female member, but she is currently far off in a distant galaxy fighting hordes of Liz'B'Ahns from the Planet Hipp-Au'Krit.

 

 

Her name? none other than:

 

 

ASTRONINJA LASS

Edited February 14, 200619 yr by Surreptishus

You know, so you know we aren't all gay andf stuff...

Do we get spiffy uniforms to go along with it?

Enough questions on the outfits. We don't care what you wear. And you should spend less time thinking about fashion and more time trying to get into the club.

Do we get spiffy uniforms to go along with it?

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Yeah the uniforms are individual, since we basically are a collection of heores that have teamed up to fight the bad guys of the net and then decided to remain together after our first perilous "save the universe from destruction" encounter.

I should be a charter member of The Atomic Death Force. First of all, I'm a suprise weapon. Everyone expects me to be a dud until I unleash some Atomic Death upon them. Furthermore, I have the ability to cause Atomic Death Meltdown in any number of threads. Moreover, I am a silent but deadly killer who knows no remorse. Finally, if you don't let me join The Atomic Death Force, I'll join The Atomic Death Force Containment Squad.

 

I wonder how long it will be before the mods nuke this thread... :Eldar's Atomic Smile Icon:

Eldar has credibility, we need that.

Captain Death approves.

I am a totally 1337 |-|4><><0r. Also, I am a wraith.

 

Does this mean I am qualified enough?

 

I don't need an outfit because I am a wraith.

I think so.

 

Captain Death? Confirm?

How much will my starting salary be and do you have a good insurance plan for ethereal entities?

I'll let CD answer that one.

I'm Captain Action. You want me. Bad.

 

This is *known* to you.

It disqualifies you, because I hate wraithes and leetspeak.

 

kthxban.

If you die we send your family a complementary bag of Doritos which may or may not be empty.

Depending on me and Lyranor and Nick.

 

P.S. I think we should just go ahead and greenlight those two as junior deputies, and maybe full time members after they prove themselves.

Edited February 14, 200619 yr by thepixiesrock

What the hell can a family of wraiths do with a bag of Doritos? Haunt them?