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Looking at that official site....she no longer looks like Lara to me...she now looks like...I dunno...one of those popular famous model women or something. :lol:

They'd managed to keep her looking like Lara face-wise for a long time, til now. Bah.

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I have seen the future and it is this:

user-customisable PC appearances!

 

Want Lara to look like a pigeon-toed septuagenarian hunchback with severe halitosis? How about a gender-transfered Belgian accountant? A Khoikhoi with a lisp?

 

("Decency Controls" would prevent any immoral and illegal appearances, like pre-pubescent boys.)

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Think they tried to make her look more English rather than Spanish:

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Look at this one:

 

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Who is that? Cos it sure ain't Lara.

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Take a look at that utility belt. Jesus. Indy don't have one of those babies. She doesn't seem to have a tummy though... which is a bit odd.

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She looks fine.  The biggest reason for the change is the fact that it's being done in a different style.

 

I don't get your point. Different style? So what you're saying is it's being changed because it's being changed?

 

That really doesn't say a lot.

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Male cats have 6 because female cats have 6. Female cats have 6 because they have large litters, where as humans struggle to birth just a single child.

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Why do male cats have six?

I've lived with my cat Sam for most of my life and I never knew. I'll give him a feel later.

The only reason I know is because Louis Theroux mentioned on Friday Night with Jonathan Ross, I think, that he accidentally assisted his pet male cat ejaculate, so don't make his mistake (or I'll be forced to commit ritual suicide for giving this information to you ...).

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Why do male cats have six?

I've lived with my cat Sam for most of my life and I never knew. I'll give him a feel later.

The only reason I know is because Louis Theroux mentioned on Friday Night with Jonathan Ross, I think, that he accidentally assisted his pet male cat ejaculate, so don't make his mistake (or I'll be forced to commit ritual suicide for giving this information to you ...).

:lol:

 

Ha. I know of Louis, I fondly remember his awkward encounter with Jimmy Savile. :D

 

I take he had a very good reason to pleasure his cat in such a manner.

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Well, I think he said he wsa curious about the number of nipples, and by the time he had confirmed the total his cat was having such a good time he didn't want to disapoint him ...

 

:lol:

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:o Blasphemy!

 

That Desktop Lara is not going to help when it comes to coursework... :-

 

What's wrong with Lara's new face? Lots of famous Brits have been getting new faces- Joan Collins, Catherine Zeta Douglas Imfromwales-honest! Jones- and it's done them the world of good. I quite like it; now she looks less like a computer generated image from the mid 90's and more like.... an actual woman, which is good. Eases the transition back into the real world. Wouldn't want another whiplash incident.

Anyhoo, can't sit lollygaggin' all day- Lara wants me to help her climb those windows. :)

I'll be getting the game (haven't played one since Revelations)- for research purposes, you understand.

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Hand cream and towels? To sit at a computer with? I suppose you could sit on the towels, but what's the handcream for? ;)

 

All a matter of opinion, I suppose. I think Keira Knightly's quite pretty, in an English rose sort of way.

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Dude, you're just bumping your dead topic. Let it go man.

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