February 7, 200619 yr Looking at that official site....she no longer looks like Lara to me...she now looks like...I dunno...one of those popular famous model women or something. They'd managed to keep her looking like Lara face-wise for a long time, til now. Bah. Edited February 7, 200619 yr by LadyCrimson Still gaming with my 9900k/2080ti/32 ram. One day I suppose a game may inspire me to finally upgrade. Maybe.
February 7, 200619 yr Author I have seen the future and it is this: user-customisable PC appearances! Want Lara to look like a pigeon-toed septuagenarian hunchback with severe halitosis? How about a gender-transfered Belgian accountant? A Khoikhoi with a lisp? ("Decency Controls" would prevent any immoral and illegal appearances, like pre-pubescent boys.) OBSCVRVM PER OBSCVRIVS ET IGNOTVM PER IGNOTIVS OPVS ARTIFICEM PROBAT
February 7, 200619 yr Think they tried to make her look more English rather than Spanish: Edited February 7, 200619 yr by Moose There are none that are right, only strong of opinion. There are none that are wrong, only ignorant of facts
February 7, 200619 yr Look at this one: Who is that? Cos it sure ain't Lara. There are none that are right, only strong of opinion. There are none that are wrong, only ignorant of facts
February 7, 200619 yr Take a look at that utility belt. Jesus. Indy don't have one of those babies. She doesn't seem to have a tummy though... which is a bit odd.
February 7, 200619 yr Look at this one: Who is that? Cos it sure ain't Lara. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> She looks fine. The biggest reason for the change is the fact that it's being done in a different style.
February 7, 200619 yr Author Take a look at that utility belt. Jesus. Indy don't have one of those babies. She doesn't seem to have a tummy though... which is a bit odd. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Omphalos! OBSCVRVM PER OBSCVRIVS ET IGNOTVM PER IGNOTIVS OPVS ARTIFICEM PROBAT
February 7, 200619 yr I'm sure Adam and Eve had belly-buttons, if only for show. Why have men got nipples, they're no good to us! They're accessories at best.
February 7, 200619 yr Author Why do male cats have six? OBSCVRVM PER OBSCVRIVS ET IGNOTVM PER IGNOTIVS OPVS ARTIFICEM PROBAT
February 7, 200619 yr She looks fine. The biggest reason for the change is the fact that it's being done in a different style. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I don't get your point. Different style? So what you're saying is it's being changed because it's being changed? That really doesn't say a lot. There are none that are right, only strong of opinion. There are none that are wrong, only ignorant of facts
February 7, 200619 yr Why do male cats have six? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I've lived with my cat Sam for most of my life and I never knew. I'll give him a feel later.
February 7, 200619 yr Male cats have 6 because female cats have 6. Female cats have 6 because they have large litters, where as humans struggle to birth just a single child. There are none that are right, only strong of opinion. There are none that are wrong, only ignorant of facts
February 7, 200619 yr Author Why do male cats have six? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I've lived with my cat Sam for most of my life and I never knew. I'll give him a feel later. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> The only reason I know is because Louis Theroux mentioned on Friday Night with Jonathan Ross, I think, that he accidentally assisted his pet male cat ejaculate, so don't make his mistake (or I'll be forced to commit ritual suicide for giving this information to you ...). OBSCVRVM PER OBSCVRIVS ET IGNOTVM PER IGNOTIVS OPVS ARTIFICEM PROBAT
February 7, 200619 yr Why do male cats have six? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I've lived with my cat Sam for most of my life and I never knew. I'll give him a feel later. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> The only reason I know is because Louis Theroux mentioned on Friday Night with Jonathan Ross, I think, that he accidentally assisted his pet male cat ejaculate, so don't make his mistake (or I'll be forced to commit ritual suicide for giving this information to you ...). <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Ha. I know of Louis, I fondly remember his awkward encounter with Jimmy Savile. :D I take he had a very good reason to pleasure his cat in such a manner.
February 7, 200619 yr Author Well, I think he said he wsa curious about the number of nipples, and by the time he had confirmed the total his cat was having such a good time he didn't want to disapoint him ... OBSCVRVM PER OBSCVRIVS ET IGNOTVM PER IGNOTIVS OPVS ARTIFICEM PROBAT
February 11, 200619 yr Hot off the press - Lara Croft Tomb Raider: Legend "Geez. It's like we lost some sort of bet and ended up saddled with a bunch of terrible new posters on this forum." -Hurlshot
February 12, 200619 yr Lara= Hoe <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Blasphemy! That Desktop Lara is not going to help when it comes to coursework... What's wrong with Lara's new face? Lots of famous Brits have been getting new faces- Joan Collins, Catherine Zeta Douglas Imfromwales-honest! Jones- and it's done them the world of good. I quite like it; now she looks less like a computer generated image from the mid 90's and more like.... an actual woman, which is good. Eases the transition back into the real world. Wouldn't want another whiplash incident. Anyhoo, can't sit lollygaggin' all day- Lara wants me to help her climb those windows. I'll be getting the game (haven't played one since Revelations)- for research purposes, you understand. Edited February 12, 200619 yr by Darth Somethingorother Blue lorry yellow lorry blue lorry yellow lorry blorry. D'oh.
February 12, 200619 yr Author It sounds like you might want to ensure you stock up on hand cream and towels, too. OBSCVRVM PER OBSCVRIVS ET IGNOTVM PER IGNOTIVS OPVS ARTIFICEM PROBAT
February 12, 200619 yr Author I don't like her new face, she looks too much like that ugly Kiera Knightly. OBSCVRVM PER OBSCVRIVS ET IGNOTVM PER IGNOTIVS OPVS ARTIFICEM PROBAT
February 12, 200619 yr Hand cream and towels? To sit at a computer with? I suppose you could sit on the towels, but what's the handcream for? All a matter of opinion, I suppose. I think Keira Knightly's quite pretty, in an English rose sort of way. Edited February 12, 200619 yr by Darth Somethingorother Blue lorry yellow lorry blue lorry yellow lorry blorry. D'oh.
February 12, 200619 yr she has past her prime, its sad to see a memorable character go down the tubes
February 12, 200619 yr Author Ms Knightly never had a prime. " OBSCVRVM PER OBSCVRIVS ET IGNOTVM PER IGNOTIVS OPVS ARTIFICEM PROBAT
February 12, 200619 yr Dude, you're just bumping your dead topic. Let it go man. Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.
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