thepixiesrock Posted January 4, 2006 Author Posted January 4, 2006 Well, a vote will be held then. Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.
thepixiesrock Posted January 4, 2006 Author Posted January 4, 2006 Nevermind, we are going with the chick this time. Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.
SteveThaiBinh Posted January 4, 2006 Posted January 4, 2006 Female. Cop. Charisma Valentine. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Or Carla Valenti? Female. Trapeze Artist. Irma. "An electric puddle is not what I need right now." (Nina Kalenkov)
Judge Hades Posted January 4, 2006 Posted January 4, 2006 I veto the above idea. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> What is wrong with Rufus T. Flagg?
Dark Moth Posted January 4, 2006 Posted January 4, 2006 (edited) Female Bounty Hunter Sarah Avencroft. Edited January 4, 2006 by Mothman
thepixiesrock Posted January 4, 2006 Author Posted January 4, 2006 Whats there to say about Charisma Valentine that hasn't already been said? to answer that, lets review what has already been said shall we? She is a woman. She is a cop fresh out of the academy. Her name is Charisma Valentine. Well, I think that wraps it up. She was always looked down upon by her male peers, and looked up to by the female ones, but really, does anyone care what the female ones think? Am I right fellas? I mean, am I right? She recently has just got a job as an officer at the precinct. She is looking foreward to her first day out on the mean streets. You arrive promptly on the first day on the job. You are shown your desk and are given countless offers to get down to business in the back room, if you know what I mean *wink* *wink*. Men. *Rolls eyes* The chief calls you into the office for your first assignment and you couldn't be more excited. You are as gitty as a school girl,. you hurry to his office and are ready to get out on the streets and crack some sculls. "Ah yes, welcome Charisma. I trust your first day is going well." "Well, actually sir, a few of the male officers have-" "Yes, good, good. Anyway, the reason I called you in here is because I have an important assignment for you." "Great, I'm ready for anything sir, just point me in the direction of the crime, and I'm your woman for the job." "Good, good, you see, the boys were having a milk chugging contest and it seems that a few of them puked a little." "Puked, sir? I'm sorry, but I don't see what you want me to do sir." "Oh, I'm sorry, how stupid of me. I sometimes forget, that you women are of lower intellect then us men. Let me tell you directly, I, need you, to clean up some puke, in the kitchen." "Sir! When I came to this precinct, I came here to do a job!" "Exactly, and we feel you are just the right woman for the job." *phone rings* "Ahh, excuse me, thats a very important call from the Mayor. "Yes Mr. Mayor? I'm sorry sir, it's just that we have a lack of officers at the moment. I know sir, but I mean, we have to work with what we've got. I know, I'm doing all I can, we have all officers on duty and working on only the highest priority cases. Wait a minute sir, I just remembered something, Charisma?" "Yes sir? Do you need me to go out and work a case?" "I forgot to tell you, we also need more milk." ( a ) Go clean up the mess and get some milk. ( b ) Use sex apeal to get one of the male officers to take you with him. Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.
thepixiesrock Posted January 4, 2006 Author Posted January 4, 2006 Thats isn't an acceptable answer. You need an "a" or a "b". Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.
Judge Hades Posted January 4, 2006 Posted January 4, 2006 (edited) Sorry, if that is how the job would treat my character I would pick C) quit on the spot and become a private investigator. No woman I know would put up with that sort of crap. Edited January 4, 2006 by Judge Hades
213374U Posted January 4, 2006 Posted January 4, 2006 Yeah, but that obviously ain't Rufus T. Flagg. The answer is a . - When he is best, he is a little worse than a man, and when he is worst, he is little better than a beast.
thepixiesrock Posted January 4, 2006 Author Posted January 4, 2006 Like I said, I am going with the first answer here. "Hey big boy, would a strong, handsome man like yourself be interested in taking a young, beautiful woman along with you?" "I'm gay, and even if I wasn't, I would never go anywhere with a **** like yourself." Well, after that embarassing episode, you are sure to be branded the precinct **** for sure. ( a ) Go back to the Chief and demand a real assignment. ( b ) Go get some milk at the supermarket. Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.
213374U Posted January 4, 2006 Posted January 4, 2006 (edited) Hey! There's still some puke that needs to be cleaned! Edited January 4, 2006 by 213374U - When he is best, he is a little worse than a man, and when he is worst, he is little better than a beast.
thepixiesrock Posted January 4, 2006 Author Posted January 4, 2006 Well, there is still puke to be cleaned, and a womans work is never done. As much as you hate it, your womanly instincts win, and you kick into that primal urge to clean. Now that you have cleaned the puke the only thing left to do is: ( a ) Go back to the Chief and demand a real assignment. ( b ) Go get some milk at the supermarket. Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.
Gabrielle Posted January 4, 2006 Posted January 4, 2006 C cut your damned nads off and shove them down your throat.
Judge Hades Posted January 4, 2006 Posted January 4, 2006 Womanly instinct?!?!? What are you smoking. No woman I know would clean someone else's puke. First off this is a cop, not a janitor. It would be the janitor's job or the bugger who puked. Hell, when I was old enough I cleaned up my own puke, not anyone else.
thepixiesrock Posted January 4, 2006 Author Posted January 4, 2006 C cut your damned nads off and shove them down your throat. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You sure seem to be getting upset considering the way you talk about men all the time. Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.
Gabrielle Posted January 4, 2006 Posted January 4, 2006 C cut your damned nads off and shove them down your throat. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You sure seem to be getting upset considering the way you talk about men all the time. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Oh no my child, not upset. It's me having fun and enjoyment at your expense.
Judge Hades Posted January 4, 2006 Posted January 4, 2006 There is sarcasm and then there is sexist bullcrap. This falls under sexist bullcrap.
thepixiesrock Posted January 4, 2006 Author Posted January 4, 2006 C cut your damned nads off and shove them down your throat. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You sure seem to be getting upset considering the way you talk about men all the time. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Oh no my child, not upset. It's me having fun and enjoyment at your expense. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Don't call me "your child". Also, I don't see how it is at "my expence." And Hades, you saw it, the majority wanted a woman. Now, if you two don't like it, start a thread and debate it there, but don't post here and ruin the fun of the people actually trying to play the game. Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.
Judge Hades Posted January 4, 2006 Posted January 4, 2006 (edited) It wasn't the fact that they wanted to play a woman in this it is how you and only you are portraying these events, which is purely sexist and derogatory. If I am ruining your fun then good. Edited January 4, 2006 by Judge Hades
Commissar Posted January 4, 2006 Posted January 4, 2006 Stuff always seems to happen at the supermarket, so I'm going with B.
Gabrielle Posted January 4, 2006 Posted January 4, 2006 Yes kid, what would your mother say if saw such remarks coming from her little boy?
thepixiesrock Posted January 4, 2006 Author Posted January 4, 2006 Womanly instinct?!?!? What are you smoking. No woman I know would clean someone else's puke. First off this is a cop, not a janitor. It would be the janitor's job or the bugger who puked. Hell, when I was old enough I cleaned up my own puke, not anyone else. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> That is the point. Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.
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