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What happened to Cliegg Lars


jodo kast 5

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Well here is my opinions what i think happened to Cliegg:

 

1.He probably died when he realized what a coward he was for not being able to accomplish in a month what the young Anakin did in 5 minutes. I know, I know, Anakin was a Jedi, and Cliegg was nearly an old drunk homeless guy.

 

2.He died in an unlikely, yet still horrible, white milk incident. Owen and Beru were so heartbroken by it; they switched to and drank nothing but blue milk from that moment on.

 

 

3.Greedo came to visit Cliegg about some outstanding gambling debts payments. Cliegg shot first but missed.

 

4.He was destroyed... by the Empire.

 

5.On his way back into the house, he accidentally pressed the accelerator on his hoverchair and flew into that giant courtyard pit the Lars have.

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7.Owen: YOU'VE TURNED BERU AGAINST ME!

Cliegg: Your greed and lust for power have already done that!

Owen: I have brought peace, justice, freedom, and security to my new farm!

Cliegg: Your new farm?

Owen: Don't make me kill you.

Cliegg: I'll do what I must.

Owen: YOU WILL TRY.

 

8.Cliegg was tired of just sitting around while the Clone Wars raged on. "I'm no cripple, I can still fight!" Cliegg complained. To shut him up, Owen booked him on a flight to Kashyyyk, where, amazingly, Cliegg single-handedly destroyed 320 battle droids, three droid gunships, and one tank droid. When Order 66 was issued, Cliegg was confused by what was going on and just wandered off into the Wookiee forest. Some say he still lives there. So remember, Wookiee kids, don't venture too far into the forest, because old man Lars and his Ghost Leg like to eat little children who disobey their parents. Or something.

 

9.In his post-Shmi years, Cliegg retired and let Owen run the farm. Free from moisture farming, Cliegg was able to return to his true passion: Podracing. He stopped watching the sport and became the second human ever to race a pod. Technically, it wasn't a "pod" racer because Cliegg just used his chair and held onto the engine cables with his hands. Tragically, his life was cut short when, after two successful laps at the Boonta Eve Race, he was picked off by a Tusken sniper. Those tuskens walk like men, but they're vicious, mindless monsters.

 

 

10.Cleigg is really Grevious, this would explain the cough. Not many people know Cleig was a 4 pack a day camel straight guy

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11.He died in ahorrible anti-gravity wheelchair accident, accident or so Watto would have you believe.

 

12.Actually Cliegg and Jira the fruit seller hooked up and moved to a retirement village in Florida. She spends afternoon playing sabaacc with her woman's club while Cliegg tells everyone he lost his leg to a great white shark.

 

13.Maybe when Obi-Wan brings the baby in ROTS. Cliegg was taking a crap. A one-legged crap too:After I lost my leg i just couldn't crap anymore..

 

14.Unless Luke innocently and accidentally took his Uncle out on a hunting trip.

 

"I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back home. They're not much bigger than two meters."

 

Were they womp rates Luke, were they???

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15.Or Owen and Beru keep Cleig locked in the basement of their place. They give him daily amounts of blue milk and cheeto's to sustain nurishment. Basically he just sits there and mumbles to himself while reading a steady diet of alien space porn.

 

16:Or:cliegg_lars.jpgI'm dead son, just accept it.

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Its nap time Jodo, go get your mat and leave the other kids alone today

People laugh when I say that I think a jellyfish is one of the most beautiful things in the world. What they don't understand is, I mean a jellyfish with long, blond hair.

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[Californian accent]I decided to make an attempt att unravelling this mystery through the use of conventional frame analysis. I took a strip of film from the scenes with Cliegg and Anakin, and proceeded to scratch them with a bic pencil, the kind you'd find in any convenience store or petrol station. I then assigned my companion Dave to look for clues to Cliegg's fate while I smoked some illegal substances.

 

When I was done me and Dave went over the results of his scrutiny and to our amazement, nothing of value could be found. We then proceeded to toss the strip into a perfectly normal litter bin, just like the one you probably have at home, and went to a heavy drinking session. We consumed beverages like beer and whiskey, the kind of spirits you'd find in just about any off-license. Me and Dave are seriously wasted now, dude![/Californian accent]

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I'll keep my progeny off the internet then.

kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

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Funny that one; I heard the same about romanian 'codex brats.

kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

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...what i think happened to Cliegg:

How are we pronouncing this? Clegg? Cleegg? Clee-egg? Cligg? Claig (rhymes with time)? I know it's not important, but it's bugging me.

kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

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Jealous? Not much. 11 inches, you know.

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kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

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