Rosbjerg Posted November 28, 2005 Share Posted November 28, 2005 behold the fruit of our labour! we have now trained the ultimate DEATH MONKEY to defeat kumquatq3 and end his endless boasting! prepare to be annihilated!! muhahhaha http://www.collegehumor.com/movies/29936/ Fortune favors the bald. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kor Qel Droma Posted November 28, 2005 Share Posted November 28, 2005 Ha! I posted that in the original thread eons ago, but its still just as cool. *looks to the heavens for signs of the chimpocolypse* Jaguars4ever is still alive. No word of a lie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krookie Posted November 28, 2005 Share Posted November 28, 2005 Whoa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surreptishus Posted November 28, 2005 Share Posted November 28, 2005 Ha! as if a chimp would need to learn the pathetic combat of the weakling humans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosbjerg Posted November 28, 2005 Author Share Posted November 28, 2005 maybe not .. but the DEATH MONKEY is all the more powerful now that is has mastered our pathetic combat techniques! Fortune favors the bald. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musopticon? Posted November 28, 2005 Share Posted November 28, 2005 It's about time guys; last you said you were finished was ages ago. Nevermind, eeeevil masterplans need work. Now for the obligatory " I'm going to tell you what my plans are, bevause you're going to die anyway"-speech, yes? kirottu said: I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden. It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai. So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Judge Hades Posted November 29, 2005 Share Posted November 29, 2005 I prefer the Shockie Monkey, which is the evolved form of the Trunk Monkey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kumquatq3 Posted November 29, 2005 Share Posted November 29, 2005 We have prepared for this.....eventuality JOIN THE RESISTANCE :cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoneWolf16 Posted November 29, 2005 Share Posted November 29, 2005 Holy hell, that guy's fast. I had thought that some of nature's journeymen had made men and not made them well, for they imitated humanity so abominably. - Book of Counted Sorrows 'Cause I won't know the man that kills me and I don't know these men I kill but we all wind up on the same side 'cause ain't none of us doin' god's will. - Everlast Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kumquatq3 Posted November 29, 2005 Share Posted November 29, 2005 Holy hell, that guy's fast. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yes, yes he is. It's time to choose sides for the upcoming Chipocalypse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted November 29, 2005 Share Posted November 29, 2005 A chipocalypse? I'll bring the HP. Always up for a fight, me. Eviva kumquat! "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darque Posted November 29, 2005 Share Posted November 29, 2005 Whoa Just whoa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kumquatq3 Posted November 29, 2005 Share Posted November 29, 2005 Whoa Just whoa <{POST_SNAPBACK}> The chimp or my Lieutenant? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosbjerg Posted November 29, 2005 Author Share Posted November 29, 2005 I'll go with the monkeys! a fullgrown male gorilla has the strength of something like 11 men .. so you can be as fast as you want, one hit by that monster and your head comes right off! Fortune favors the bald. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kor Qel Droma Posted November 29, 2005 Share Posted November 29, 2005 And the monkeys won't slowly hold their arms out while you 'get ready' to do a move. Jaguars4ever is still alive. No word of a lie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kumquatq3 Posted November 29, 2005 Share Posted November 29, 2005 (edited) I'll go with the monkeys! a fullgrown male gorilla has the strength of something like 11 men .. so you can be as fast as you want, one hit by that monster and your head comes right off! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> It's the Chimpocalyspe, gorillas arn't in the fight. Their like Switzerland or something Edited November 29, 2005 by kumquatq3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kor Qel Droma Posted December 6, 2005 Share Posted December 6, 2005 Here's some proof to KumquatQ3s' theory bad chimps!!!bad! Jaguars4ever is still alive. No word of a lie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kumquatq3 Posted December 6, 2005 Share Posted December 6, 2005 Here's some proof to KumquatQ3s' theory bad chimps!!!bad! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> When he got on top he should have thrown some punches. and thats why I always carry a knife. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petay Posted December 6, 2005 Share Posted December 6, 2005 (edited) The Chimpocalypse is coming! Head for the rivers, they don't like water!! Edited December 6, 2005 by Petay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gabrielle Posted December 6, 2005 Share Posted December 6, 2005 (edited) Chilled monkey brains. Edited December 6, 2005 by Gabrielle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kumquatq3 Posted December 6, 2005 Share Posted December 6, 2005 ^um, I get teh reference, but I'm missing the point Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gabrielle Posted December 6, 2005 Share Posted December 6, 2005 Monkeys= high priced food. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted December 6, 2005 Share Posted December 6, 2005 Surely chimp would taste like people. i.e. pork? "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveThaiBinh Posted December 7, 2005 Share Posted December 7, 2005 I heard people tasted like chicken. It's possible that people taste like bananas to chimps. Or bananas taste like chimps to people. Or chimps taste like people to kumquats. What was the topic? "An electric puddle is not what I need right now." (Nina Kalenkov) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WITHTEETH Posted December 7, 2005 Share Posted December 7, 2005 (w00t) The Video with the outdoors men visiting chimp island is hilarious! I love the narrator, the narrator alone deserves a nobel peace prize. Always outnumbered, never out gunned! Unreal Tournament 2004 Handle:Enlight_2.0 Myspace Website! My rig Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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