November 28, 200520 yr behold the fruit of our labour! we have now trained the ultimate DEATH MONKEY to defeat kumquatq3 and end his endless boasting! prepare to be annihilated!! muhahhaha http://www.collegehumor.com/movies/29936/ Fortune favors the bald.
November 28, 200520 yr Ha! I posted that in the original thread eons ago, but its still just as cool. *looks to the heavens for signs of the chimpocolypse* Jaguars4ever is still alive. No word of a lie.
November 28, 200520 yr Ha! as if a chimp would need to learn the pathetic combat of the weakling humans.
November 28, 200520 yr Author maybe not .. but the DEATH MONKEY is all the more powerful now that is has mastered our pathetic combat techniques! Fortune favors the bald.
November 28, 200520 yr It's about time guys; last you said you were finished was ages ago. Nevermind, eeeevil masterplans need work. Now for the obligatory " I'm going to tell you what my plans are, bevause you're going to die anyway"-speech, yes? kirottu said: I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden. It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai. So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds
November 29, 200520 yr Holy hell, that guy's fast. I had thought that some of nature's journeymen had made men and not made them well, for they imitated humanity so abominably. - Book of Counted Sorrows 'Cause I won't know the man that kills me and I don't know these men I kill but we all wind up on the same side 'cause ain't none of us doin' god's will. - Everlast
November 29, 200520 yr Holy hell, that guy's fast. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yes, yes he is. It's time to choose sides for the upcoming Chipocalypse
November 29, 200520 yr A chipocalypse? I'll bring the HP. Always up for a fight, me. Eviva kumquat! "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.
November 29, 200520 yr Author I'll go with the monkeys! a fullgrown male gorilla has the strength of something like 11 men .. so you can be as fast as you want, one hit by that monster and your head comes right off! Fortune favors the bald.
November 29, 200520 yr And the monkeys won't slowly hold their arms out while you 'get ready' to do a move. Jaguars4ever is still alive. No word of a lie.
November 29, 200520 yr I'll go with the monkeys! a fullgrown male gorilla has the strength of something like 11 men .. so you can be as fast as you want, one hit by that monster and your head comes right off! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> It's the Chimpocalyspe, gorillas arn't in the fight. Their like Switzerland or something Edited November 29, 200520 yr by kumquatq3
December 6, 200520 yr Here's some proof to KumquatQ3s' theory bad chimps!!!bad! Jaguars4ever is still alive. No word of a lie.
December 6, 200520 yr Here's some proof to KumquatQ3s' theory bad chimps!!!bad! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> When he got on top he should have thrown some punches. and thats why I always carry a knife.
December 6, 200520 yr The Chimpocalypse is coming! Head for the rivers, they don't like water!! Edited December 6, 200520 yr by Petay
December 6, 200520 yr Surely chimp would taste like people. i.e. pork? "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.
December 7, 200520 yr I heard people tasted like chicken. It's possible that people taste like bananas to chimps. Or bananas taste like chimps to people. Or chimps taste like people to kumquats. What was the topic? "An electric puddle is not what I need right now." (Nina Kalenkov)
December 7, 200520 yr (w00t) The Video with the outdoors men visiting chimp island is hilarious! I love the narrator, the narrator alone deserves a nobel peace prize. Always outnumbered, never out gunned! Unreal Tournament 2004 Handle:Enlight_2.0 Myspace Website! My rig
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