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Ha! I posted that in the original thread eons ago, but its still just as cool. *looks to the heavens for signs of the chimpocolypse*

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Jaguars4ever is still alive.  No word of a lie.

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maybe not .. but the DEATH MONKEY is all the more powerful now that is has mastered our pathetic combat techniques!

Fortune favors the bald.

Posted

It's about time guys; last you said you were finished was ages ago.

 

 

Nevermind, eeeevil masterplans need work.

 

Now for the obligatory " I'm going to tell you what my plans are, bevause you're going to die anyway"-speech, yes?

kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

Posted

Holy hell, that guy's fast. =]

I had thought that some of nature's journeymen had made men and not made them well, for they imitated humanity so abominably. - Book of Counted Sorrows

 

'Cause I won't know the man that kills me

and I don't know these men I kill

but we all wind up on the same side

'cause ain't none of us doin' god's will.

- Everlast

Posted

A chipocalypse? I'll bring the HP. Always up for a fight, me. Eviva kumquat!

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

Posted

I'll go with the monkeys! a fullgrown male gorilla has the strength of something like 11 men .. so you can be as fast as you want, one hit by that monster and your head comes right off!

Fortune favors the bald.

Posted

And the monkeys won't slowly hold their arms out while you 'get ready' to do a move.

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Jaguars4ever is still alive.  No word of a lie.

Posted (edited)
I'll go with the monkeys! a fullgrown male gorilla has the strength of something like 11 men .. so you can be as fast as you want, one hit by that monster and your head comes right off!

 

 

It's the Chimpocalyspe, gorillas arn't in the fight. Their like Switzerland or something

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Posted (edited)

:shifty:

 

The Chimpocalypse is coming! Head for the rivers, they don't like water!!

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Posted

Surely chimp would taste like people. i.e. pork?

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

Posted

I heard people tasted like chicken. :thumbsup: It's possible that people taste like bananas to chimps. Or bananas taste like chimps to people. Or chimps taste like people to kumquats. What was the topic?

"An electric puddle is not what I need right now." (Nina Kalenkov)

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