November 24, 200520 yr When you've run out of ideas for that special someone... There's Lifegem! Ruminations... When a man has no Future, the Present passes too quickly to be assimilated and only the static Past has value.
November 24, 200520 yr It's a shame that there's not a ring that turns into a gient spider. That way, when you break up with your girlfriend, you can turn it into a spider! And then when she drops it, you pick it back up, turn it back into a ring and give it to the next girl you meet.
November 24, 200520 yr Some people like having the ashes of their lost relatives turned into diamonds as well...imagine your whole family around your neck or around someone elses neck, like a mad psychopath killer that's just looking for you to add you to his evil collection... Uh, maybe that's not that kind of lifegem... (Signatures: disabled)
November 24, 200520 yr Author :D Kototkyle, you might want to read the website a little more. Ruminations... When a man has no Future, the Present passes too quickly to be assimilated and only the static Past has value.
November 24, 200520 yr I read a few pages but couldn't find any sort of pricing. Anybody know different? Jaguars4ever is still alive. No word of a lie.
November 24, 200520 yr Author http://www.lifegem.com/secondary/LGPrices2006.aspx Ruminations... When a man has no Future, the Present passes too quickly to be assimilated and only the static Past has value.
November 24, 200520 yr http://www.lifegem.com/secondary/LGPrices2006.aspx <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Bloody Hell!!!! Jaguars4ever is still alive. No word of a lie.
November 24, 200520 yr That's pretty frikkin' sweet. Better than sitting in an urn on the mantelpiece.
November 24, 200520 yr They started this service around the time one of my best friends/old girlfriend died of cancer ... I briefly thought about having this done in her memory, but realized my wife would probably turn me into one of those lifegems. :">
November 24, 200520 yr Dang... before you edited that post I felt witty I read it too. It is that thing. Kinda interesting in a very sick and deranged way - I like it. (Signatures: disabled)
November 24, 200520 yr Treading the line between touching and disturbing... Oh hell, you only die once. Might as well do it in style.
November 24, 200520 yr I don't feel like reading the site, but that's the Swedish company that turns your ashes into diamonds, isn't it? Starting in 06, some company will combine your DNA with a tree's so that you live on in nature, or something. You can even have your body turned to compost to feed the tree!
November 24, 200520 yr I don't feel like reading the site, but that's the Swedish company that turns your ashes into diamonds, isn't it? Starting in 06, some company will combine your DNA with a tree's so that you live on in nature, or something. You can even have your body turned to compost to feed the tree! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> If you were depressed in life you could live on as a bon-sai in eternal damnation. (Signatures: disabled)
November 24, 200520 yr This all sounds too bizzare for my tastes. I'll die and be laid on a funeral pyre and have my ashes blow into the wind.
November 24, 200520 yr :D Kototkyle, you might want to read the website a little more. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I just did. I'm disgusted.
November 24, 200520 yr I'm gonna be mummified. http://www.summum.org/mummification/ I read about it in "Omni" when I was a little kid, and I said "cooooooooooooool..."
November 24, 200520 yr You should start saving for it now, I guess. Sixty seven thousand dollars is a lot of coin if you want to mortgage yourself to death, literally. Jaguars4ever is still alive. No word of a lie.
November 24, 200520 yr Author That's pretty frikkin' sweet. Better than sitting in an urn on the mantelpiece. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> 'Til some punk climbs in the window and then sells your dead ass to a pawn shop! You might get to see the world that way. The sad thing is that I can see my wife actually doing that when her piece of crap dog dies. Ruminations... When a man has no Future, the Present passes too quickly to be assimilated and only the static Past has value.
November 24, 200520 yr Author How utterly morbid. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Don't look at it as Death, Lady. Consider it your first step into Lichdom. Now you'll have your philactory. Ruminations... When a man has no Future, the Present passes too quickly to be assimilated and only the static Past has value.
November 24, 200520 yr I'm gonna be mummified. http://www.summum.org/mummification/ I read about it in "Omni" when I was a little kid, and I said "cooooooooooooool..." <{POST_SNAPBACK}> The problem with mumification is that someday, when discovered by some future race far superior to yourself, you'll find yourself on display in a museum with a bunch of snobby kids tugging their mothers sleeves and pointing at your rotting corpse saying, "Look mommy! Look at the funny caveman!" "Cave person sweetie. Cave person. You know that non-political correctness is punishable by exectuion via brain eating nano bots. Who wants dip-n-dots?"
November 24, 200520 yr If I must exist on after death I prefer the vampire. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You'd like to be merged with a bat or a leech? (Signatures: disabled)
November 24, 200520 yr I'm going to say that I"m going to live forever... if that doesn't work I'm going to use my soul to haunt your offspring in their most private (and revealing) moments. Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition! Kevin Butler will awesome your face off.
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