tarna Posted November 24, 2005 Share Posted November 24, 2005 When you've run out of ideas for that special someone... There's Lifegem! Ruminations... When a man has no Future, the Present passes too quickly to be assimilated and only the static Past has value. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krookie Posted November 24, 2005 Share Posted November 24, 2005 It's a shame that there's not a ring that turns into a gient spider. That way, when you break up with your girlfriend, you can turn it into a spider! And then when she drops it, you pick it back up, turn it back into a ring and give it to the next girl you meet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janmanden Posted November 24, 2005 Share Posted November 24, 2005 Some people like having the ashes of their lost relatives turned into diamonds as well...imagine your whole family around your neck or around someone elses neck, like a mad psychopath killer that's just looking for you to add you to his evil collection... Uh, maybe that's not that kind of lifegem... (Signatures: disabled) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarna Posted November 24, 2005 Author Share Posted November 24, 2005 :D Kototkyle, you might want to read the website a little more. Ruminations... When a man has no Future, the Present passes too quickly to be assimilated and only the static Past has value. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kor Qel Droma Posted November 24, 2005 Share Posted November 24, 2005 I read a few pages but couldn't find any sort of pricing. Anybody know different? Jaguars4ever is still alive. No word of a lie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darque Posted November 24, 2005 Share Posted November 24, 2005 That is horrid I can't believe someone would do that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarna Posted November 24, 2005 Author Share Posted November 24, 2005 http://www.lifegem.com/secondary/LGPrices2006.aspx Ruminations... When a man has no Future, the Present passes too quickly to be assimilated and only the static Past has value. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kor Qel Droma Posted November 24, 2005 Share Posted November 24, 2005 http://www.lifegem.com/secondary/LGPrices2006.aspx <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Bloody Hell!!!! Jaguars4ever is still alive. No word of a lie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Child of Flame Posted November 24, 2005 Share Posted November 24, 2005 That's pretty frikkin' sweet. Better than sitting in an urn on the mantelpiece. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vashanti Posted November 24, 2005 Share Posted November 24, 2005 They started this service around the time one of my best friends/old girlfriend died of cancer ... I briefly thought about having this done in her memory, but realized my wife would probably turn me into one of those lifegems. :"> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janmanden Posted November 24, 2005 Share Posted November 24, 2005 Dang... before you edited that post I felt witty I read it too. It is that thing. Kinda interesting in a very sick and deranged way - I like it. (Signatures: disabled) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gabrielle Posted November 24, 2005 Share Posted November 24, 2005 How utterly morbid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Moth Posted November 24, 2005 Share Posted November 24, 2005 Treading the line between touching and disturbing... Oh hell, you only die once. Might as well do it in style. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkside Posted November 24, 2005 Share Posted November 24, 2005 I don't feel like reading the site, but that's the Swedish company that turns your ashes into diamonds, isn't it? Starting in 06, some company will combine your DNA with a tree's so that you live on in nature, or something. You can even have your body turned to compost to feed the tree! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janmanden Posted November 24, 2005 Share Posted November 24, 2005 I don't feel like reading the site, but that's the Swedish company that turns your ashes into diamonds, isn't it? Starting in 06, some company will combine your DNA with a tree's so that you live on in nature, or something. You can even have your body turned to compost to feed the tree! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> If you were depressed in life you could live on as a bon-sai in eternal damnation. (Signatures: disabled) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gabrielle Posted November 24, 2005 Share Posted November 24, 2005 This all sounds too bizzare for my tastes. I'll die and be laid on a funeral pyre and have my ashes blow into the wind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krookie Posted November 24, 2005 Share Posted November 24, 2005 :D Kototkyle, you might want to read the website a little more. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I just did. I'm disgusted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vashanti Posted November 24, 2005 Share Posted November 24, 2005 I'm gonna be mummified. http://www.summum.org/mummification/ I read about it in "Omni" when I was a little kid, and I said "cooooooooooooool..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kor Qel Droma Posted November 24, 2005 Share Posted November 24, 2005 You should start saving for it now, I guess. Sixty seven thousand dollars is a lot of coin if you want to mortgage yourself to death, literally. Jaguars4ever is still alive. No word of a lie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarna Posted November 24, 2005 Author Share Posted November 24, 2005 That's pretty frikkin' sweet. Better than sitting in an urn on the mantelpiece. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> 'Til some punk climbs in the window and then sells your dead ass to a pawn shop! You might get to see the world that way. The sad thing is that I can see my wife actually doing that when her piece of crap dog dies. Ruminations... When a man has no Future, the Present passes too quickly to be assimilated and only the static Past has value. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarna Posted November 24, 2005 Author Share Posted November 24, 2005 How utterly morbid. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Don't look at it as Death, Lady. Consider it your first step into Lichdom. Now you'll have your philactory. Ruminations... When a man has no Future, the Present passes too quickly to be assimilated and only the static Past has value. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gabrielle Posted November 24, 2005 Share Posted November 24, 2005 If I must exist on after death I prefer the vampire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkside Posted November 24, 2005 Share Posted November 24, 2005 I'm gonna be mummified. http://www.summum.org/mummification/ I read about it in "Omni" when I was a little kid, and I said "cooooooooooooool..." <{POST_SNAPBACK}> The problem with mumification is that someday, when discovered by some future race far superior to yourself, you'll find yourself on display in a museum with a bunch of snobby kids tugging their mothers sleeves and pointing at your rotting corpse saying, "Look mommy! Look at the funny caveman!" "Cave person sweetie. Cave person. You know that non-political correctness is punishable by exectuion via brain eating nano bots. Who wants dip-n-dots?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janmanden Posted November 24, 2005 Share Posted November 24, 2005 If I must exist on after death I prefer the vampire. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You'd like to be merged with a bat or a leech? (Signatures: disabled) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calax Posted November 24, 2005 Share Posted November 24, 2005 I'm going to say that I"m going to live forever... if that doesn't work I'm going to use my soul to haunt your offspring in their most private (and revealing) moments. Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition! Kevin Butler will awesome your face off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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