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What came first?

Bokishi
in Way Off-Topic

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You'll never take me alive Magneto!

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

I'm a necrophilia .. so I don't really care!

Fortune favors the bald.

Back on topic: Imagine if they'd boiled the first ever egg. There'd been no chickens!

 

*shudder*

^Asinus asinorum in saecula saeculorum

Back on topic: Imagine if they'd boiled the first ever egg. There'd been no chickens!

 

*shudder*

 

But whatever animal made the egg, could make another.

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

Even god doesn

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And to think God knows all. Creepy stuff, let's close this thread. I'm having a panic attack.

^Asinus asinorum in saecula saeculorum

I can hold your hand, if you want to. :lol:

kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

Do you want to hire me to get the thread closed, because I just so happen to be a freelance mercenary.

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

I read something in a comic once where god created the chicken to have anal sex with it...

master of my domain

 

Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo.

I'd be eternally grateful, Pixies. Be discrete.

^Asinus asinorum in saecula saeculorum

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Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

You have done well, o fapper of faps.

^Asinus asinorum in saecula saeculorum

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One more, just to be on the safe side.

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

Thats a bit too organised, rather dry soulless fapping.

Pixies is young. He

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^Ah, experience speaking there. Well versed in the ways of fap, aren't you?

kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

It costs extra to get wet soulful fapping. As far as I know, Schmarth didn't want the premium package.

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

I like it cheap and dirty.

^Asinus asinorum in saecula saeculorum

Pixies, will we call you Fappenheimer from this point on then?

kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

^Ah, experience speaking there. Well versed in the ways of fap, aren't you?

 

Sexy Loser

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Pixies, will we call you Fappenheimer from this point on then?

 

Well, fapping isn't the only way to get this job done, I had a few different things I was thinking about doing, but in the end, I went with the fapping because it was the quickest, smoothest solution. Plus think of all of the sexual ennuendo we could use in our posts afterwards.

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

The quickness and and smoothness depnds on certain factors. I'd expect for a young whipperfapper like yourself accelration overall speed isnt a problem.

give an example dammit... we're not getting any younger here!!

Fortune favors the bald.

This is going to sound really stupid and childish... and probably a bit gross... but the colour of the egg actually depends on which hole it comes out of.

 

It's okay to ban me now.

Actually the colour of the egg is the same as the chickens' earlobes.

OBSCVRVM PER OBSCVRIVS ET IGNOTVM PER IGNOTIVS

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OPVS ARTIFICEM PROBAT

Creepy stuff, let's close this thread.

I agree :- .

Ruminations...

 

When a man has no Future, the Present passes too quickly to be assimilated and only the static Past has value.

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