thepixiesrock Posted November 13, 2005 Share Posted November 13, 2005 You'll never take me alive Magneto! Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosbjerg Posted November 13, 2005 Share Posted November 13, 2005 I'm a necrophilia .. so I don't really care! Fortune favors the bald. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth_Schmarth Posted November 13, 2005 Share Posted November 13, 2005 Back on topic: Imagine if they'd boiled the first ever egg. There'd been no chickens! *shudder* ^Asinus asinorum in saecula saeculorum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thepixiesrock Posted November 13, 2005 Share Posted November 13, 2005 Back on topic: Imagine if they'd boiled the first ever egg. There'd been no chickens! *shudder* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> But whatever animal made the egg, could make another. Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirottu Posted November 13, 2005 Share Posted November 13, 2005 Even god doesn This post is not to be enjoyed, discussed, or referenced on company time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth_Schmarth Posted November 13, 2005 Share Posted November 13, 2005 And to think God knows all. Creepy stuff, let's close this thread. I'm having a panic attack. ^Asinus asinorum in saecula saeculorum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musopticon? Posted November 13, 2005 Share Posted November 13, 2005 I can hold your hand, if you want to. kirottu said: I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden. It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai. So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thepixiesrock Posted November 13, 2005 Share Posted November 13, 2005 Do you want to hire me to get the thread closed, because I just so happen to be a freelance mercenary. Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WinterSun Posted November 13, 2005 Share Posted November 13, 2005 I read something in a comic once where god created the chicken to have anal sex with it... master of my domain Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth_Schmarth Posted November 13, 2005 Share Posted November 13, 2005 I'd be eternally grateful, Pixies. Be discrete. ^Asinus asinorum in saecula saeculorum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thepixiesrock Posted November 13, 2005 Share Posted November 13, 2005 Fap, fap, fap, fap,fap. Fap, fap, fap, fap,fap. Fap, fap, fap, fap,fap. Fap, fap, fap, fap,fap. Fap, fap, fap, fap,fap. Fap, fap, fap, fap,fap. Fap, fap, fap, fap,fap. Fap, fap, fap, fap,fap. Fap, fap, fap, fap,fap. Fap, fap, fap, fap,fap. Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth_Schmarth Posted November 13, 2005 Share Posted November 13, 2005 You have done well, o fapper of faps. ^Asinus asinorum in saecula saeculorum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thepixiesrock Posted November 13, 2005 Share Posted November 13, 2005 Fap, fap, fap, fap,fap. Fap, fap, fap, fap,fap. Fap, fap, fap, fap,fap. Fap, fap, fap, fap,fap. Fap, fap, fap, fap,fap. Fap, fap, fap, fap,fap. Fap, fap, fap, fap,fap. Fap, fap, fap, fap,fap. Fap, fap, fap, fap,fap. Fap, fap, fap, fap,fap. One more, just to be on the safe side. Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surreptishus Posted November 13, 2005 Share Posted November 13, 2005 Thats a bit too organised, rather dry soulless fapping. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirottu Posted November 13, 2005 Share Posted November 13, 2005 Pixies is young. He This post is not to be enjoyed, discussed, or referenced on company time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musopticon? Posted November 13, 2005 Share Posted November 13, 2005 ^Ah, experience speaking there. Well versed in the ways of fap, aren't you? kirottu said: I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden. It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai. So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thepixiesrock Posted November 13, 2005 Share Posted November 13, 2005 It costs extra to get wet soulful fapping. As far as I know, Schmarth didn't want the premium package. Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth_Schmarth Posted November 13, 2005 Share Posted November 13, 2005 I like it cheap and dirty. ^Asinus asinorum in saecula saeculorum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musopticon? Posted November 13, 2005 Share Posted November 13, 2005 Pixies, will we call you Fappenheimer from this point on then? kirottu said: I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden. It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai. So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirottu Posted November 13, 2005 Share Posted November 13, 2005 ^Ah, experience speaking there. Well versed in the ways of fap, aren't you? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Sexy Loser This post is not to be enjoyed, discussed, or referenced on company time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thepixiesrock Posted November 13, 2005 Share Posted November 13, 2005 Pixies, will we call you Fappenheimer from this point on then? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Well, fapping isn't the only way to get this job done, I had a few different things I was thinking about doing, but in the end, I went with the fapping because it was the quickest, smoothest solution. Plus think of all of the sexual ennuendo we could use in our posts afterwards. Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surreptishus Posted November 13, 2005 Share Posted November 13, 2005 The quickness and and smoothness depnds on certain factors. I'd expect for a young whipperfapper like yourself accelration overall speed isnt a problem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosbjerg Posted November 13, 2005 Share Posted November 13, 2005 give an example dammit... we're not getting any younger here!! Fortune favors the bald. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metadigital Posted November 13, 2005 Share Posted November 13, 2005 This is going to sound really stupid and childish... and probably a bit gross... but the colour of the egg actually depends on which hole it comes out of. It's okay to ban me now. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Actually the colour of the egg is the same as the chickens' earlobes. OBSCVRVM PER OBSCVRIVS ET IGNOTVM PER IGNOTIVS OPVS ARTIFICEM PROBAT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarna Posted November 13, 2005 Share Posted November 13, 2005 Creepy stuff, let's close this thread. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I agree . Ruminations... When a man has no Future, the Present passes too quickly to be assimilated and only the static Past has value. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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