A question of honour

[Walsingham]

Excellent idea. The idea of a 'human wave' date appeals to my military snese of humour. :D Very Soviet.

 

I'm still chewing over comedy themes.

 

*scribble scribble*

 

"Why settle for a single breadstick when you can eat the whole jar?" No, that makes her sound like a pig...

 

I doubt Lanchester's equations are going to do us any good...

[Rosbjerg]

we should appeal to her beaten selfesteem.. point out that she doesn't need a boyfriend but rather 500 rebound guys to get her confidence boosted .. and if there's hot steaming sex, I'm sure most here wouldn't mind being used!

[Laozi]

pointing out that while she is somewhat good looking for a mother, time is of the essence, also mentioning that no one buy the cow when they can get the sex free could also not work

[Cantousent]

DAR that! :D

 

Anyhow, I think we can combine a lot of these elements and still maintain the delicate quality for which we strive.

[Walsingham]

How about the majority of the letter is a sequence of slightly implausible statements about how fantastic we are. I'm thinking maybe we cheat by treating ourselves as a corporate entity e.g.

 

Height: 5'4 - 6'4"

Hair Colour: Brown, Blonde, Black with a little Red

Education: [i think we can safely storm this one, since I'm fairly certain we can pack out the qualifications]

Interests:

 

Personality:

 

And so on.

 

Finally, we finishing up with the suggestion that in light of all our great points we can only recommend she tell us en masse to push off. Since this will prove she is fantastic.

 

Thought: what might be quite cool is if we could put together a pick of us using our avatars. A la the cover of Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band.

[x1Predator]

Shhh! I'm trying to rile them into writing.

 

I guess I'd like it if this thing turned into the world's funniest application letters, as an event. Because if it does then much good comedy will arise. If it does not then some poor single mum gets the most embarassing and humiliating christmas of her life. This will not please me.

 

I've been considering writing my own application but can't think of a funny enough hook.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

You're starting to sound like Kreia... :ph34r:

[Child of Flame]

If we are going to do it as an actual letter from the internets, my earlier suggestion stands, also, we need to work in at least one 'A/S/L?'

[Walsingham]

I can guess Kreia must be a Jedi (alright I looked it up). But is he some kind of stand-up comedy jedi?

 

An A/S/L is good.

 

On the other hand, maybe we ought to be competing rather than collaborating.

[Surreptishus]

How about listing off attributes as if they were technical speciafiacations of a computer. Or as an example fo your "sexual prowess" boast about your own computer listing off the specs with heavy innuendo. To make it really geeky work in some Monty Python quotes.

[x1Predator]

I can guess Kreia must be a Jedi (alright I looked it up). But is he some kind of stand-up comedy jedi?

 

An A/S/L is good.

 

On the other hand, maybe we ought to be competing rather than collaborating.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Kreia is an old woman, a sith lord who cares only about her own ambitions. Didnt you play the freakin game?