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I hate posting to you. I'm never sure that you're just messing around or plain ignorant.

kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

Is that so? :D In that case:

 

I WAS MESSING AROUND.

^Asinus asinorum in saecula saeculorum

Now I'm sure you're lying. Ah, this thread is too much. :lol:

Edited by Musopticon?

kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

Ah, spam. What are we going to do without it?

Нека Силата винаги бъде с теб!

 

I reject your reality, and substitute it with my own.

 

Time you enjoy wasting is not wasted.

John Lenon

 

This thread is a big "hey, f*** you!" to the humanity's intelligence.

571911[/snapback]

Without spam it would be bad - a full protonic reversal. imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.

SOMEBODY LOCK THIS NOW! LOCK IT NOW SOMEBODY! AAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH! :)

I thinks KotOR3 shouldn't be made unless there's X-Wings in it's.

 

Hey, as long as there is a Yoda clone, I'm happy. :)

Now I'm sure you're lying. Ah, this thread is too much. :)

Lying about what? Oz ignorance or... er... lying? Now it's me being confused. :)

^Asinus asinorum in saecula saeculorum

"I WAS MESSING AROUND. "

 

^About that.

Edited by Musopticon?

kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

So it really wasn't obvious I was? If I'd have been posting such caricatures for real I'd have been poached by Ender hundreds of times without him sending me PMs. Not saying he couldn't/hasn't poached me... :-"

 

STAR WARS

 

Knights of the Old Republic III: The Story Is Picked Up Again

 

3989 years before the Galactic Empire there is a time of uncertainty in the galaxy. Hell, not even the devs of this game know for sure if they've missed anything in tidying the mess up.

 

The redeemed Dark Lord Revan has gone into Unknown Regions to fight the true Sith, and his old friend the Doofus, formerly known as the Exile, has followed him/her provided you finished the game before this one as LS.

 

In the skies above the Unknown Regions planet of Oz, a giant broom is wiping away all resistance, as it writes out the words "GIVE UP DOROTHY" in the sky. Meanwhile on the ground a fledgling Jedi with red shoes looks up in fear....

 

[Exterior: Town Square]

A group of people are running around in panic. They are small and have have funny clothes. The PC comes into shot wearing a blue dress and a pair of red shoes. Beside stands a scarecrow.

 

Thoughts?

^Asinus asinorum in saecula saeculorum

So it really wasn't obvious I was?

Probably it was. :">

kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

Well I am generally full of crap, so you're not wrong there.

^Asinus asinorum in saecula saeculorum

So, about that lockage?

kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

Pre-closure one-liner suggestion to Fionavar:

 

Time to bring out the broom...

^Asinus asinorum in saecula saeculorum

That works, I guess.

kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

Someone close that topic at last. Pleease. :-

HERMOCRATES:

Nur Ab Sal was one such king. He it was, say the wise men of Egypt, who first put men in the colossus, making many freaks

of nature at times when the celestial spheres were well aligned.

 

SOCRATES:

This I doubt. We are hearing a child's tale.

In KotOR III you discover that a planet known as Earth is the heart of the Sith Empire and LS Revan, LS Exile, and the both crews battle the "Sith" by laying on the beaches. In the end the enemy reverls itself- the weather becomes rainy. Than all the Main Villains start lauging and this time they win and none of the good guys lives hapily ever after(at least until the weather getts sunny again).

Нека Силата винаги бъде с теб!

 

I reject your reality, and substitute it with my own.

 

Time you enjoy wasting is not wasted.

John Lenon

 

This thread is a big "hey, f*** you!" to the humanity's intelligence.

571911[/snapback]

What?

 

You totally spoiled it for me...

 

I didn't wan't to know it was about Darth Bush, who was so angry at his aprentices Darth Laden and Darth Saddam that he mis-used his (Force-)power to kill them... :-

 

PS. I agree, this one should be locked...

You're so not funny, 'Wookie. :-

kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

Yes, I imagine it now:

 

Revan and The Exile approach Darth Bush. Suddenly out of the darknesss come out Darth Gates with his aprentices Lord Lucas and Darth Mcrosoft Word Papereclip. All around Bush appear USSith commandoes. Suddenly Revan and The Exile hear Obi-Joseph Stalin:"Use Dah Force, comrades!" Suddenly Neo appears, says "What the hech am I doing here?, and disappears. A fight starts. Buhs uses Force Nuke and melts Darth Microsoft Windows Paperclip.

Bush: "I ment to do that."

Both R&E: Thanks, man!

Bush: No problem. Piece brothers.

R&E: Are you sure we are male?

In the end Lord Lucas is redeemed, and agrees t oremake KotOR II.

Darth Gates open a portal in time and escapes to the future where his EVIL is LAW, and, RAM and, CD-ROM and, DVD.

While Bush is defeated, but he is elected again.

Bush: I'll be back!

Нека Силата винаги бъде с теб!

 

I reject your reality, and substitute it with my own.

 

Time you enjoy wasting is not wasted.

John Lenon

 

This thread is a big "hey, f*** you!" to the humanity's intelligence.

571911[/snapback]

You're so not funny, 'Wookie. :mellow:

 

Note all the people who said that before you have dissapeared... :devil:

Yeah, in K2-sector. Hah! :mellow:

kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

Your lack of Faith is disturbing...

O.K. TIME FOR LOCKDOWN!!!!!!!!!!

IN 3..........2.............1...............?????????????/

IN 3..........2.............1...............??????????/again/

 

Just lock this already, people!

Нека Силата винаги бъде с теб!

 

I reject your reality, and substitute it with my own.

 

Time you enjoy wasting is not wasted.

John Lenon

 

This thread is a big "hey, f*** you!" to the humanity's intelligence.

571911[/snapback]

We need a global mod for that...

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