October 9, 200520 yr Monday is Columbus Day, at least here in the States, and it got me thinking. My favorite characters from history are Columbus, workers unions, Jimmy Hoffa, the pilgrams, Squonto, the Presidents, Christ, the Easter Bunny, and those people that started the Battle of the Flowers because in some way they have all gotten me out of school for at least on day. I guess I should also include the person who came up with spring break. I honestly think someone was trying to piss of the teachers and just decided to give the students the day off and make the teachers come in for Columbus Day.
October 9, 200520 yr I iz not from da US so pleez splain why u hav a holleeday for dat geezer wot solves crimes and is cross eyed.
October 9, 200520 yr Because he is hawt. This post is not to be enjoyed, discussed, or referenced on company time.
October 9, 200520 yr Yeah, Columbus is a real hero. He lied to his men, betrayed his allies, and enslaved the Indians that so graciously welcomed them. Plus, the only thing he's famous for is getting lost.
October 9, 200520 yr He also sparked the greatest genocide in history. Yeah, lets celebrate a bastard like that. It would be like celebrating Hitler.
October 9, 200520 yr I iz not from da US so pleez splain why u hav a holleeday for dat geezer wot solves crimes and is cross eyed. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Teehee, Ali G. Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.
October 9, 200520 yr I iz not from da US so pleez splain why u hav a holleeday for dat geezer wot solves crimes and is cross eyed. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> (w00t)
October 9, 200520 yr Monday isn't Columbus day. It's Thanksgiving you weirdos! Edited October 9, 200520 yr by Deraldin
October 9, 200520 yr Wasn't it the pioneers you crossbreed scum were celebrating , not mr Colon? kirottu said: I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden. It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai. So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds
October 9, 200520 yr No, you're thinking of Paul Bunion. Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.
October 9, 200520 yr Mayflower, indians, corn; any of those ring a bell? kirottu said: I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden. It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai. So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds
October 9, 200520 yr Oh, you mean Johnny Appleseed. Edited October 9, 200520 yr by thepixiesrock Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.
October 9, 200520 yr Does he pioneer? kirottu said: I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden. It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai. So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds
October 9, 200520 yr Pioneer? You mean like the space program? Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.
October 9, 200520 yr More like the stereo company. kirottu said: I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden. It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai. So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds
October 9, 200520 yr No, no, no, you are talking about Leef Erickson. Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.
October 9, 200520 yr Are you sure? I'm sure I would know if I were writing about him. kirottu said: I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden. It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai. So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds
October 9, 200520 yr Would you? Just take the pill and put it in your mouth. Swallow it. Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.
October 9, 200520 yr *glomp* How long does this take to effect? Edit: No Hades. I will not put anything from you to my mouth. No, especially not that. Edited October 9, 200520 yr by Musopticon? kirottu said: I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden. It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai. So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds
October 9, 200520 yr You wouldn't hurt me would you? No, you love me. Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.
October 9, 200520 yr Edit: No Hades. I will not put anything from you to my mouth. No, especially not that. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I was talking about the pill thingie. What were you thinking?
October 9, 200520 yr Thats it Hades, I'm reporting you. Banned! Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.
October 9, 200520 yr I feel all warm and tingly inside my head. What is this stuff, pixies? Edited October 9, 200520 yr by Musopticon? kirottu said: I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden. It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai. So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds
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